~ lose some weight

~ get closer to God

~ begin a serious relationship with someone whomever God has planned for me

~ find a job

~ get a car & start driving

~ pay off student loans and bills

~ eventually move out of my parents house

~*~ APPLICATION TO BE MY BOYFRIEND ~*~

I know what your thinking... "there is no way Paula would ever date me!" BUT HERE'S YOUR CHANCE!!!  By simply filling out this simple application you could get your chance to date the one and only Paula Bartlett.  Good luck guys, may the most amazing man win!

BASIC INFORMATION:

1.Male/Female: (females need not apply) 
2.Name:
3.E-mail address:
4.Age: (over 30 or under 18 please do not apply)

BACKGROUND:

1.Education:
2.Current employment:
3.Current location:
4.Current belief system:
5.On a scale of 1-10 how important is question 4 to you?

PERSONAL INFORMATION:

1.Height:
2.Hair color:
2.Color of eye's
3.Do you have any of the following; (delete those that do not apply)
Tattoos
Piercings (other than ears)
Full Set of Teeth
Lisp
College Loan
Sense of Humor
Angry Ex-boyfriend
Annoying Laugh
Criminal Record
Glasses/Contacts
ADD/ADHD

4. Favorite pet:
5.Hobbies:
6.Favorite books, movies, music etc...

ESSAY/SHORT ANSWER QUESTIONS:

1.Why are you filling out this form?

2.What was the reason for the demise of your last relationship?

3.How do you feel about sex before marriage and living together before marriage?

4.What do you consider "sex" and how far is too far?

5.What is your feelings about moving away from friends/family?

6.How do you feel about kids and adoptions?

7.What are your feelings towards cats and dogs? {please also incluse fav(s) kind(s) of dog(s)}

8.Have you ever felt called to the ministry and if so to do what?

9.Why should I consider you for the title of "boyfriend"?

10.Anything else you want to say or feel I need to know?

11.Any questions you have for me?

12.Please list two references (with E-mail) who can reccomend you. *extra points for ex girlfriend*

~~~~END~~~~

Please know that completing this application in no way will guarantee you of becoming my boyfriend. If you wish to keep these answers confidential you may send the answers to my e-mail address GodRoxMySox23@hotmail.com

Thank you for your time, I sincerily hope you are the one!

><> paula <><

Boys...eh who needs em?  what r they really good for except to help populate the world, lifting heavy things and opening stubborn jars.  RAAAH!!!

and i leave u with this....

 AND SO....i finally finished crocheting the blanket i have been working on for almost a year.  i wouldve gotten it done ALOT sooner but i put it down and let it sit for several months at a time.  it turned out very nice and i have decided to make some to sell so if u r interested let me know what colors u would like.  Becauase of the cost of yarn, labor and time the price per blanket will be $50.

i have taken some pics of the one i just finished.  they turned out a bit dark so the colors dont look as vivid as they do in reality.  these r the exact colors i used in font...