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| oh, me goodness. Doraemon and Stitch have a son! Yes, he look just like
Stitch he does. He is a special Easter Stitch holding a little
duckling. So, doraemon decide to give his son a gift for Easter. He
give him a cute little white lamb. Doraemon mommy got the lamby at
Target, and then Doraemon give it to his son. Oh, the lamby has gone
from grandmommy, to daddy, to son. Wow, that cool, huh?
Also, Doraemon saw Auntie Kat today. she is so hot, doraemon would
marry her if doraemon was not gay. Also, auntie Kat got a special peach
cat from mommy. Mommy hope she enjoy it.
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| It nearly convention time!! oh, Yes! doraemon gonna go out in the open.
Auntie is carrying me, also, Doraemon will see Stitch for the first
time in a loooooonng while. Oh, me can't wait. no, me Can't! It been so
long, Doraemon not even seen Stitch with his new Happy Bunny pink band.
and we
didn't even get to make doraestitches for V-Day!!! (Auntie says V-Day
is about venereal disease... what that mean??!)
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| Hee hee... momnmy want me to write dis ding she said:
"When I shoved the phone between Doraemon's legs, it turned it on!"
hee! Dat true... doraemon got da magic touch. Me know why monmy shove
it into me, it cuz auntie di shoved a phone up nommy ass and momnmy
sayz it hurt and then momny does it to me, and da phone turn on!
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| Yay! Doraemon profile up at Match.com. Yay! Everything went well. Just to let you know, Doraemon is especially interested in Asian girls, they always like to hug him, yes they do! But in reality, doraemon really want to go out with boyz. Doraemon is a gaaaaay cat, he is! | | | |
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| oh, Doraemon have lot of stuff to do now. stitch cheat on me with target dog, so now Doraemon going to start profile at match.com. yup, me is going to do that reeeeeaaalll soon. uh-huh, me is, me is! | | | |
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