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Monday, October 23, 2006

"excuse me, sir, we're doing a short survey. i'd just like to ask you a few quick questions."

that's what i heard in a barely audible voice as i was rapidly walking through the mall. i stopped, looked down, and noticed an old lady sitting at a table with clipboards, paper, pens...the usual survey stuff.

lady: "how old are you"
me: "18"
lady: "do you shave, trim, or clip anything below the neck?"

our exchange of words ended immediately, as i turned away and continued walking after this short interruption of my life.

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ROFL! The fact that you couldn't answer that question without damaging your pride has certain implications, you know...

Good listening pick.
- 10/23/2006 10:34 PM
- Hinkybelle (message)
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my gosh.
- 10/24/2006 11:28 AM
- queen_of_irony (message)
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I hope you know that you just made me spit on my computer screen. Thanks.
- 10/24/2006 6:16 PM
- libertybelle (message)
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LOL!!!
- 10/25/2006 4:45 PM
- DQlover2003 (message)
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Wow... you should have asked if she does.
- 10/25/2006 5:03 PM
- Nessarose_1988 (message)
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Well, you could have just said, "Yes, I clip my fingernails and toenails regularly!" But if you don't...
- 10/26/2006 1:17 PM
- Hinkybelle (message)
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awkward...
- 10/27/2006 10:14 AM
- onewitness (message)
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Oh, c'mon, you TOTALLY passed up a great opportunity!

"Trim? Baby, I put hot wax to shame! When people say that duct tape can fix anything, they're not kidding."

The potentialities and possibilities are absolutely endless...

In Christ, and for the gospel of the kingdom,
Brett
- 10/28/2006 10:38 AM
- ProtestantWitness (message)
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Wow.....I don't want to know.

Is the new CD good??
- 10/28/2006 2:03 PM
- Eowyn_of_ME (message)
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Wow. That survey went well
:P
- 10/30/2006 12:34 PM
- SpArKlY_PrInCeSs09 (message)
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http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/1031/p09s02-coop.html
- 10/31/2006 6:24 PM
- PWNews (message)
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Can you throw up an laugh at the same time?!?! That was disgustingly hilarious!!!!
- 10/31/2006 7:19 PM
- Aleighuseyes (message)
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growing a beard now? I haven't talked to you in AGES!

lol. Very funny!

ttys
- 11/6/2006 8:54 AM
- straight2theheart (message)
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Wow, can it be? You're smiling in your pic!
- 11/6/2006 7:47 PM
- Hinkybelle (message)
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Wow. No-o-o-ot.....sure about the whole beard thing going on. lol It'll grow on me most likely. Reminds me of the scruffy Josh look.....W00000000000000000000000000T!
- 11/8/2006 5:28 PM
- Eowyn_of_ME (message)
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And LOOK! You even LOOK like a scandulous person now....
- 11/19/2006 12:51 AM
- Eowyn_of_ME (message)
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Hmmmm...you live in Rhode Island? It took me ages to learn how to spell that!

Did that acctually happen to you? *with the lady*
- 11/27/2006 5:52 PM
- crazyme414 (message)
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you know.... you really should update
- 11/29/2006 12:12 AM
- straight2theheart (message)
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It's doesn't seem like you just updated in Oct. It seems like it's been a lot longer than that. We're all withering away without you.
- 12/1/2006 11:35 AM
- Eowyn_of_ME (message)
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Haha....that pic looks familiar......
- 12/11/2006 1:55 AM
- Eowyn_of_ME (message)
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update!!!!
- 12/16/2006 8:38 AM
- straight2theheart (message)
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