wait wait... here's some funny warnings on products.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
ok ok... no more, i promise..... probably! | 
