Oops... I went away again. My problem is that my new blog is here: http://dya.manxblogs.co.uk/

I coded that :D Pop over and say hello if you have a minute.

I had a dream about being a giant last night - a hard of hearing giant.

And when I woke up this morning, it occurred to me that if I was a giant I could get a tree trunk, pop a sheep on either end and use it to clean out my ears.

Not that the sheep would like it much, of course. I mean, I wouldn't *actually* do it. But what an intriguing possibility...

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Showbiz | US bemused by Blaine-baiters

Hehehehe... I'll be round to post later but I thought I'd share this with you.

Are Americans really puzzled and disappointed that we're giving Mr Blaine a bit of a hard time in London?

I think it's great - this is the most concentrated wierdness I've seen outside the Jerry Springer show... and it's all free!

So far: Paul McCartney calling someone a naughty name, punching a photographer, sacking his publicist, a band playing drums, army squaddies singing songs, a lunatic trying to cut the cage down, people playing with laser pointers, someone flying a RC helicopter over carrying a McDonalds...

I didn't like David Blaine before this (nobody likes a showoff ) but damn right I'll watch anything he does in the UK from now on!

Yeah, yeah, OK... so I said once a week. No damn chance lol.

I came back because seanmeister said he was leaving... and he's one of the few people I remember when I started blogging.

So what's been happening? How you all been? :)

Me, I've set my own business up, written a book, changed jobs (though not companies), been out with a few women, got drunk, tried salvia divinorum, bought a car, drove my car into an old lady's car (her fault), tried hawaiian baby rosewood seeds, wrote a couple of new websites, tried peyote, rewired a friend's house, helped set up a charity giving computers to underprivileged children, went for France and loved it, went to Germany and loved it, went to Italy and hated it, went to Ireland and enjoyed it, got rid of the pesky seagulls that really bothered me in the Island and finally sat down and wondered whether my Xanga log-in would still work.

And it does! There's a load of new things that I'm not so sure about (features I ain't never seen) and lots of people who I never read, but there's still a familiar name here and there.

Who is Terr?!

I got this...

Hello, I was just surfing by your Xanga page and thought I'd drop you a note! I'm just interested in making some new friends.  I'm fun easy going and, friendly.. heheheh..eh  well.. thats just my opinion..   =P I guess you can make your own opinion   heheheh..eh What do you like to do for fun?  Hobbies? Have you met anyone online? You can reach me at terryaki22@mail.com ^_~ Take care Terr

...and I'm terrified it's spam. Yes, unreasonably so. I loathe spam, I hate it, I shall fight it in the meadows, I shall bite it in the peaches, and I shall never, never surrender.

So if you're Terr, and you're real (as opposed to a marketing bod who cunningly tries to suck me into a mailing list - and let's not forget how *that* woman emailed me from Xanga, starting this whole thing!) please get in touch with more details!

On the other side of things, perhaps I can return to Xanga now I have a bit more time. Once a week, probably. Possibly. lol