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A fridge is an excellent place to hide a body Provided nobody finds it.
That last entry brought this one about, Ten Chinese songs I'd recommend to anyone. Don't speak Chinese? That won't change the fact that these songs kick ass, and if any of them make you dearly wish you knew what the lyri…
Gems from the music reviews I ended up doing more of: 'Don't You Forget About Me' by Enrique Iglesias (Insomnia) - A sweet, steady tune for the girls. Perfecto! 'Do You Know (The Ping Pong Song)' by Enrique Iglesias - …
For people who are as slow as I am and have yet to see this! Mac: Hi I'm a Mac... PC: And I'm a PC. Mac: Wow, PC, have you lost some weight? PC: I sure have. I'm on this European Windows Diet which reduces my Windows …
Tomorrow I register for my final university semester. Anyone who can help make this last semester better for me (e.g. by postponing it for another month), do let me know. Or don't let me know, just do it and surprise me.…
My current obsession.
Look who I just snapped! James and Jo Ann, when we met in Puchong for some dim sum. James, a (sort-of) HK native, didn't complain about the food, which is obviously a good sign. And yes, that is my second Flickr album…
Dieting is hard. I've gained weight. Somehow, in the last 7 days, I've gained a kilo of weight. God knows how I managed that. Dinner dates, lack of exercise and that no-holds-barred booze night might have helped. Anywa…
Serious Eats asked, What's your food sur-thrival kit? Something we should all think about. Instant noodles (I am Asian)Bell peppers (delicious in omelettes and stir-frys; very colourful ) Eggs Mushrooms (button / Chine…
Disco Friends by Just Jack Can anyone clarify the actual lyrics to this song? Preeeetty please. She's got a whole lot of disco friends Disco ladies and gentlemen Eatin their faces from the inside out Freaky dancin till …
The Game. Friend: I recently read this book, and it said that, when you're trying to pick up a really pretty girl, you should undermine them first. Me: Let me guess, so that their self esteem will plummet? Friend: Sadly …
Sunday, 0900 hours. Mom: Yi Ling, wake up! You need to fetch me to my meeting! Me: mmrrgrrfgffrlllmnggrhmbmble. Mom: What time did you get home last night? Me: Somewhere around 5am. Mom: Well, you promised to give me a r…
10:30 pm last night... My old schoolmate Tiara, visiting from Australia and Johor: One: Hello? Elaine? Two: Hey. Are you at the LRT station already? One: Uh... I'm lost. Two: Where are you? One: In front of Maybank. Two…
Corn! Mom somehow acquired a giant bag of fresh corn kernels. We got all excited, thinking she would steam them in salt and butter. But no, she had other plans. Mom: I'm putting them in some vegees. You'd be surprised …
lol. Drunk girl: Can you put my phone in your pocket? Friend: But your pants have pockets! Drunk girl: No, they don't! That's just a glitch in the matrix! Via.
BAM! New pictures, not a moment too soon. And you thought I didn't love me anymore*. *A notion which, now that you think about it, was utterly ridiculous. Update: That was a bit of a picture overload. If you wanna ch…
This actually works???? It's... actually pretty good. I actually really want to get this. That's right, we're breaking boundaries and crossing lines, baby! Wheeee. Via.
Dangerous slips of the tongue Me: Who's that over there? Younger cousin: Oh, she's our teacher. Me: No kidding! She looks really really young. Younger cousin: I know, she gets hit on by all sorts of guys, all the time. …
Challenge! Say this really really fast, without pausing: I'm the kind of person who endorses/A deep commitment/Getting comfy getting perfect/Is what I live for/But a look then a smell of perfume/Its like I'm down on the…