Tuesday, April 15, 2008

  • There was so much poop

    There was so much poop

    it just kept shooting and shooting

    shooting

    it was everywhere

    on the sheets

    the comforter

    the diaper

    the clothes

    all over him

    There was so much poop

    I thought the poop would never end

    I was pretty sure he would.

     

    I am laughing now, but last night I thought my little son was dying.  He was screaming and poop was flying out of his butt.  I thought we were going to have to go to the ER.  Then I remembered by mom gave him undiluted apple juice, the adult kind.  He drank a lot of it.  Poor thing.  After the poop stopped shooting, he became his happy self again.  It took me a little while realize that he had not contracted some kind of killer poop disease.  Once I did, I was happy, too.  Well, I was happy when I got all the poop cleaned up.

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