Tuesday, May 08, 2007

  • Dead Baby Jokes

    Dan the man asked me to make a video for a category on this site he is creating (I'm not sure if he wants me to give out the name, so I won't) but the video turned out really awesome. I did it behind my moms back because I knew she would be furious if I took video of our overflowing fridge... but I knew if I did it anyway and showed her the finished product she was going to love it. *smiles* And she did love it (of course that was after yelling at me, calling me a dumbass and phoning my grandmother so I could hear the speech about "disgracing your entire family" LOL) But grandma watched it too and thought it was hilarious (I knew they would, I got my humor from them) So here is my video titled THE FRIDGE.



    (only one baby was harmed in the making of this video)

    Some might think that dead baby humor is inappropriate, well I just think it's funny. Granted, dead babies in actuality is not funny, it is actually quite disturbing... but there is just something humorous about making fun of a dead baby. So, in the spirit of this post, I give you my favorite... Dead Baby Jokes.

    How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
    The dog plays with it more.

    How do you make a dead baby float?
    Take your foot off of it's head.

    What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
    When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

    How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
    Nail its other hand to the floor.

    What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
    A baby playing in a plastic bag.

    How many babies does it take to paint a house?
    Depends how hard you throw them.

    What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
    One is legal to hit with an AX.

    How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
    With a blender!

    What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
    Deep Throat.

    What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
    Stopping it with a shovel.

    What is better than a dead baby?
    The revoked child-support.

    What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
    You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

    What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
    Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

    Why did the dead baby cross the road?
    It was stapled to the chicken.

    What's the difference between a huge pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
    I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

    What do vegetarian ogres eat?
    Cabbage patch kids.

    Ok, enough with the dead baby jokes, I know... but you should have seen the ones that were inappropriate! lol

    What is your opinion on dead baby jokes?


Comments (19)

  • HEBCHILL
    haha...that was so awesome.... i gotta redo my fridge video now...blah
  • OrangeBabeMLE

    hmmm. . the video was kinda cute, but i do not find the babie jokes humorous at all.  maybe it is a guy thing?

    but some awful people in the world actually do some of those things to children :/
  • CynaraJane
    I think the video was hilarious, especially with the "dead baby" (baby doll, folks) in it...but some of those "jokes" you have listed there aren't funny at all. There is such a thing as "over the top."
  • complicatedlight

    that is one seriously loaded fridge.

    i love the way the dead baby is treated like, well, maybe it doesn't *belong* in there, *technically*, but otherwise unremarkably.

    yeah. i'll go five stars on that one. love the soundtrack; how you switched from the zone to X-files.  excellent work.  definitely made me laugh. thank you.
  • TheTheologiansCafe
    I love how you mention your mom would be upset and then post it on your xanga.
  • GrumpyBear54
    Very good vid for sure....thanks for dropping by after 2 months...............kidding..hope all is well........
  • judas_is_rising
    You should have had red food coloring all over the doll. That's what I would have done, but I'm sadistic like that.
  • judas_is_rising
    OR! You should have said, "HEY! SOMEONE FORGOT TO COOK THE BABY!"
  • MotherOPearl
    Belly laughed over the video, the jokes, not so much. But I know you didn't mean any harm. I also loved the video you posted on your mother's site. Absolutely hilarious. You have truly discovered another of your many talents, videographer! Love, Grandma
  • greenray

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Great work!!!!!!!
  • Kestryl
    eh. i think they're in bad taste, those jokes. mostly because, while i'm not easily offended, i've this strange maternal thing with babies and kids, despite the fact that i'm barely twenty-one. i argue abou abortion with people and i get out of control emotional, despite usually being a rational debater. anyway. that's all i had to say.
  • AliasUndercover

    That video is brilliant.  Absolutely brilliant.  The nonchalance of moving the poor child to the freezer.  Beautiful.  *wipes tear*

    I feel the same way your mother and grandmother feel about dead baby jokes, which makes it so odd that I enjoyed your posting them and reading their responses.  I confuse myself sometimes.

    Excellent work, Far_Skies
  • blackheartedforce
    What is your opinion on dead baby jokes?   I  will bet you have never been to a baby funeral or know someone whose kid died from sids or seen parents suffer because their baby has been born with an infirmity and they are helpless to do anything about it until  the time comes when they say, "he or she  went  home with the Lord."
  • complicatedlight

    ryc: there's fate. there's free will...then there's something else, a third way. it has both fate and free will. this third way is sort of like like negative quantity: we can't see it, but it exists.

    i believe in that third way.
  • sjgiantfan

    dead baby jokes? not funny at all. i just read about a vegan couple who had starved their baby to death because they only fed the baby soy milk and apple juice.  I may still be bothered by that article.

    for a minute, i thought that hateful person may have hijacked your site (that didn't happen, did it?).
  • Mom2BeAt16
    Hey, yeah I found the Video to be awsome, but as a pregnant mom to be I don't find the baby jokes too humerous. But, it all depends on ur perspective nice work though.
  • moforeport

    Ya Fred Thompson is alright. He's just boring.
  • angi1972

    Loved  The Fridge...

    I liked the video about your Force better though... I could never get my little sister to do cool stuff like that for me. lol

    Ang
  • evagarringer
    Yeah, I think I'm with the not-really-amused-at-all-and-actually-quite-disturbed crowd in regards to dead baby jokes. My step-sister just lost a 38 week baby so it's actually a little raw right now. I think the life of a baby is so precious and so tenuous, I just can't find humor in jokes about a poor tiny dead body. These did not exist when I was a kid - we had jokes about a man-with-no-arms-and-no-legs (in the ocean - he's called Bob), but somehow when misfortune happens to adults it's easier to deal with. I would be interested to see if there was a particular age range of people that found these jokes funny - like high school versus college. I bet the older you get the less funny they are.

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