Sunday, May 13, 2007

• Mothers Day Conspiracy

  
  

  
  Today is a special day for mothers everywhere... it is the one day of the year that they are waited on hand and foot, can get away with saying anything (as if they didn't before). They will lose the remote on purpose and whine about how they think it's unfair that they have to change the TV by hand on mothers day, and then make you change it for them out of amusement. To tell you the truth, I think mothers day is a conspiracy... wanna know what I think? I think that all mothers are finally fed up with our games, whining and disobedience, I think that mothers day is a made up holiday to punish us for their amusement... Yeah, that what I think.
  
  Moms around the world are using this to their advantage "wash my car", "clean the kitchen", "buy me chocolate"... they are beginning to act like annoying girlfriends that wont shut up until you win them that teddy bear.
  
  

  OK, enough with the comedy routine....
  

  
  On December 31, 1988, A woman by the name of Lisa became known as "Mom". She was a single mother and loved her daughter very much, she never stopped loving her daughter and still does to this very day... and her daughter loves her too.
  
  Mom, I know that we don't get along all the time... and sometimes we want to rip each others head off, but I do love you and a part of me would die if I lost you.
  
  You were the one that held my hands when I took my first steps, you were the one that taught me the "bunny" method to help me tie my shoes. You gave me "the talk" which was quite embarrassing, not because I didn't know anything about it, but because I knew it already. You did all that and so much more and you did it alone. You are truly Wonder Woman... you are so strong, I hope that one day I can be as strong as you.
  
  I love you mom... Happy Mothers Day.
  
  

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