Eh, what the hell.......

the Wit (60% dark, 30% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

The bane of my life, not being spontaneous.......now I'm sad and disgusted with myself. I never did jump into a mud puddle and splash around as a kid. Hmmm, I wonder if joining Ok Cupid Free Online Dating can find me a man!? I also wonder if it is Cupid Free (without that little naked flying bugger shooting arrows), or Free, meaning don't cost nuttin? And another thing, comparing me with others in my age group isn't fair. I consider myself ageless, but then again I lie if I think I can get away with it.

I bet this was spontaneous.

I know damn well something spontaneously would rise with this cutie!

flippin reality