I have a meeting with my attorney today to go over my testimony for my SSD hearing next month. His office is about 50 miles away. I get all nervous when I have to drive long distances to places I haven't been to often. (…
That's life!
FI FIE:
Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the stench of a burnt English muffin.
That's life
THREE SHEETS:
You're driving home and only a mile away. Suddenly, you get this strange feeling. Oh my God, not now your thinking. It's a race against time, you have got to make it home before things happen …
Well, I had my day in court. I've been needing an excuse to wear the beautiful charcoal grey hearing bone sport's jacket made of silk I bought ten years ago. I didn't believe it; It fit perfectly! Of course I was the onl…
That's life
GREEN CHEESE:
I've heard that the moon is made of green cheese. Stupid God, why did he leave it out of the refrigerator?
Got a time extension for the roof. The inspector was very courteous and sympathetic to my situation. He asked that I contact him by October 18, 2007 to let him know of my status (Social Security Disability outcome, appli…
UPDATE
This is a copy of the notice the city put out on 5/01/07. Of course the only place you could find it was online or in the newspaper on one day. It is also written in the code that there is a $50.00 reward for rep…
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SUSPENDERS:
When you have no waist like me, a belt just doesn't cut it. You're pants will eventually end up around your ankles while in the department store. The alternative is a pair of suspenders, but …
That's life!
TEMPORARY
When loading your shopping purchases into your car, do not put one of them temporarily on your car's roof. Temporary is right! When you get home you will go through everything four times trying t…
UPDATE:
The @#%$^& new battery went dead on me too! There must be a short somewhere draining it. I wonder if it has anything to due to the fact that I burned out my automatic transmission the day before the battery …
This may work for you. It won't for me because I don't have enough hands.
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny th…
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