I don't understand it. I take the battery out of my cell phone to check the model number, put it back in, and now nothing works on my cell phone! What the hell did I do to it?
Nothing, except forget to turn the power on…
There is an old fart in Bridgeton,Who is mentally in poor condition.He runs all around,Like a chicken on the ground,Whose head was cut off in the kitchen.
That's life!
BANG, BANG, YOU'RE DEAD!
One of my favorite childhood activities was playing "Cowboy and Indians". (Politically incorrect wasn't invented yet.)
We didn't really have to choose sides, because we came ready…