Dreams are funny, especially when they're yours and you can laugh at yourself for having such a dream, right?
The other night I had a dream that we had a baby:
That's my friend Brad and I.
He's most likely going to come live with me (perhaps in my parent's basement with me, I get to be Wayne) this summer, just for a month. Basically I'll need some summer help and I sweet talked him into it being a great experience. Plus the dude's fucking hot and just what we need in our tasting room to get the ladies to buy wine.
So while I can say that he's hot--I'm not attracted him. He's a lot younger than me and I know him through his exgirlfriend, whom I absolutely adore. It's hard to be attracted to someone under those circumstances, yes?
Therefore, having a dream that we were having a baby was hilarious. I was completely non-plussed in the dream: I could care very little that I was pregnant, it was just happening. Brad, on the other hand was quite excited. I had the chore of breaking the news to his exgirlfriend in the dream, and my line was something along the line of "so, Brad knocked me up" and she was quite surprised and somewhat distraught. I added, as an aside "he wasn't any good" and she said "oh, I know".
The rest of my dream, when I announced that I was pregnant, I'd always add "he wasn't any good".
Ha!
Comments (2)
bahahaha! I think I'll start saying that when I introduce my children. hm. maybe too late for that.
That is hilarious! I very fond of the word non-plussed.