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No More Death At least for now. The two remaining kittens are doing 'swimmingly' as the sangster would say. And one baby guppy made it! (yes mutant, I know about the cover and keeping the big guppies away--i have lots o…
Sadness Kitten count: 2 This was sad, really was. My favorite kitten got killed yesterday. complete accident. Complete--and like every accident everyone is blaming themselves. Poor little guy. He was the one that real…
House of the Dead Inventory One adult Human: Alive and well One adult Cat: Alive and pissed off and annoyed, but otherwise healthy Four kittens (exact age unknown): Two healthy and playful, one getting better, one d…
More Kittens Than you Can Shake A Stick At... This morning I go to work, get a interesting smile from my boss and one of the other employees and turn the corner to see a wine box on it's side, rags stuffed in it, small …
I get it So after raising numerous unwanted lambs, puppies, birds, fish...etc...I may get this motherhood thing. I can't deny, although I'd like to, that I do have a maternal instinct. When something's hurt or left al…
Guess What I Have And, no, it ain't the clap. I guess karma came back at me after making fun of my sister and her need to tell me that my nephew (who is in 3rd grade now? Of course he should be able to wipe some kid's …
Huh? While eating my breakfast this morning I opened this email from my sister: (my comments in blue) We meet Elizabeth and her two boys (Max and Leo) (I was brief nanny for Max at one point in my life, i guess this is…
All Better One reason I was in a bad mood was simply that the email in question had that affect on me, because really, it shouldn't. So...on with the story 7. “Has Sally called you yet?” I look up from the …
Bad Mood I had fucked up dreams last night. I won't bore you with the details because dreams only seem interesting to the people who had them and their shrinks--unless of course you dream about having Castro's child (th…
Prepackagedness Would you DO the Sangster? Yes, he is so fine he makes my panties wet No way, you know what they say about those asia…
What the .... Fuck....??!?!? Sorry the fuck in big letters just looked more crude than I care to be. I haven't had a two-post day in A LONG TIME. But here I am. So I just woke up, see post below and picture of myself…
THEY LIVE!!!! So the babies aren't dead...yet. I think I have like four or five. Anyone needing some fish babies, let me know. Although I'll be surprised if any of them make it. First they have to avoid their hungry hip…
Congratulations! The Sangster graduates from law school today. (He's the second one on the right in the periwinkle skirt) Wish I could be there....to heckle. My fish had babies, but ate them. Which got me to t…
6. The alarm’s going off. I sit up and shake my head. My god, I’m tired. I kick the sheets off me and retire to the bath where the first thing I do is splash some water on my face. I smell like an ashtray. I wal…
Explanation So if I go into detail about what happened, it's boring, boring boring. Unless of course I add a few things to make it more exciting like hammers and bombs. But this wasn't AT work. I am, well WAS, on an e…
The Enemy Strikes Back! Ohhhhhh having an enemy is kind of fun. Until the husband of the enemy becomes an enemy and yells at you in front of the entire organization. Although due to this yelling I may have gained some f…
5. I’m at Lil’s trying to decide if they forgot to put the tonic in my gin and tonic. I don’t mind, but it’s a strange phenomenon. I don’t taste any tonic, but the drink’s very fizzy. I’m sitting in a booth, alone. …
No Titties for You! Sorry, sorry. I know some of you were eagerly awaiting tittie shots on my site. I have none. In fact the only bare tits I saw this weekend were my own and that's not exciting at all. What happened? …
Pray for this Yesterday Satori, her children (minus the oldest who didn't go because 'all the food is crap'), Cindy (not her real name, but for once I'm holding back on just naming people openly on the internet) and…
4. “Do you want to go to a movie tonight?” I’m staring at a computer monitor. I hate staring at a computer monitor all day long, every working day. But there are few jobs that don’t require this. Paul, the copy room…
3. I hate routines. Or at least I say I hate routines, but in reality I like them. I need them , in fact. Every day I do the same exact thing when I come home. My house is small, but my mortgage is huge. I often thi…
Clarification again. I guess I'm not explaining myself that well these days. So the story, it's just that. It's fiction. I'm not seeing a shrink and while I enjoy beer...I'm not that obssessed with it. I guess it's go…