Saturday, July 12, 2008

• You know I used to be able to fly but I can't fly no more. But baby, you? You too fat to fly

  That's from Margaret Cho.
  She's amazing
  She once said "I know I'm not fat, I just have fat parts."
  

  Everybody should check her out, amazing woman.
  
  Everybody says they are jealous of my curves. They all say "Curves are beautiful."
  But all the people who tell me that are thin...
  Of course you are going to say that when you are thin, but when you are actually curvy, it takes more than a day to accept them.
  
  Curves are beautiful. Just not on me

  And now a segment of Margaret Cho..
  
  "Then there was this extra on the set who runs up to me and says, "Oh, I know you! I know who you is, I seen you before. You that comedienne, Margaret Cho! I saw you at the Comedy Store. You was wearin' a kimono and you was bowin'." "No, that's the other one." "Oh, right! Now I remember. I just didn't recognize you because you've put on a little weight since your show." And it didn't piss me off so she said that, but it was that she said "You put on a lot of *gestures* weight!" so I'll know exactly where I put it. And it pissed me off, so I just sort of talked about it to everybody for the whole day. The next day I come into work and the assistant producer comes over to me and says, "Uh, you know that lady from the other day? Well don't worry. We took care of her." Oh my God! What did you do?! Suddenly I felt like I was running around like this tyrant, all drunk with power..."Nobody can call me fat on this set!""

   

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