Boy Preference…

A little boy is walking down the street with his father when he observes two dogs mating. He turns to has father and asks, “What are they doing, daddy?”

The father replies, “Well, son, I guess it’s OK for you to know. That is how puppies are made.” They continue to walk until they reached home.

That night, the little boy has a bad dream and enters his parents’ bedroom to discover them having sex. “What are you doing?” he asks.

“Well,” replies his embarrassed dad, “we didn’t intend for you to know about this sort of thing until you’re older, but since you’ve seen, you might as well know: This is how babies are made.”

“Well turn her over,” the little boy says. “I’d rather have a puppy.”

Prisoner Preference…

A convict escapes from the prison where he’s been incarcerated for the past 15 years. In his flight, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He runs the guy out of bed and binds him to a chair. He ties the woman to the bed, gets on top of her, and kisses her on the neck. He then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes!” says the husband in a hushed voice. “He’s probably spent a lot of time in prison, and hasn’t seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don’t complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

The wife responds, "I am glad you think that way, dear. Sure, he has not seen a woman in years, but he wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you."