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Crude?
John and Jill were attending a dinner party so that John's mother could meet Jill for the first time. Towards the end of the evening, Jill approached John and asked if there was a problem, as John's mother seemed to be avoiding her after the introduction.
"Honestly, my dear," John said, "Mother finds you to be, how should I put it, a bit on the crude side."
"Crude? Doesn't she know that I come from one of the most respected families in Boston? That I was educated in Europe? That I attended the finest finishing schools on the East Coast? That I attended Vassar, graduating Magna Cum Laude?" Jill asked.
"Yes, yes, my love, I told her all that," John replied.
"Then where in the fuck does that bitch come off with all that crude bullshit?"
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| | Posted 4/14/2002 8:31 PM - 3 views - 2 comments
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