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Original: 4/14/2002 8:31 PM
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Sunday, April 14, 2002

 

Crude?


John and Jill were attending a dinner party so that John's mother could meet Jill for the first time. Towards the end of the evening, Jill approached John and asked if there was a problem, as John's mother seemed to be avoiding her after the introduction.

"Honestly, my dear," John said, "Mother finds you to be, how should I put it, a bit on the crude side."

"Crude? Doesn't she know that I come from one of the most respected families in Boston? That I was educated in Europe? That I attended the finest finishing schools on the East Coast? That I attended Vassar, graduating Magna Cum Laude?" Jill asked.

"Yes, yes, my love, I told her all that," John replied.

"Then where in the fuck does that bitch come off with all that crude bullshit?"

         

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That is almost too true to be funny...hehehe
Posted 4/14/2002 9:40 PM by moniet Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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That's cute!  Sounds like something I would do. :)
Posted 4/17/2002 10:09 PM by ratphynk - reply


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