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  • Chinese Sayings…? Virginity like bubble; one prick, all gone.Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Foolish man give wife gra…

  • The Drastic Diet… A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to VERY serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a guaranteed weight lo…

  • Random Thoughts… Benjamin Franklin said these first: It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Is a virgin someo…

  • So, finally, Xanga decided to take back the premium trial that they have on for a month. Wow, I lost the module part an…

  • Well, since this is the gift giving season, I decided to give you three in a row. I hope you enjoy it. Happy New Year! Three in a row... At the Clinic... A doctor gets a visit from a couple. The doctor a…

  • Abstinence… Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain …

  • Okay, so it's Christmas Day. Merry Christmas to you all. I decided to continue to publish this piece coz' I feel so lazy to think of anything. Hey, It's Christmas, so give me a break, OK? For more details you can view …

  • Okay, so it's the day before Christmas. I decided to publish some clarification on this popular figure that everybody is talking about. For more details you can view them at www.howstuffworks.com. This is not the Enginee…

  • One Fine Day… A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says angrily, "F…

  • Rocks: a meaning for life… A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill i…

  • Star Trek… The Saudi Ambassador to the U.N. has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets his American counterpart.They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi said, "You k…

  • Taliban Women’s Right… A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Afghanistan several years before, when the Taliban had just swept into power, and she noted then that women customarily walked about …

  • KNOWLEDGE IS POWER... Knowledge is Power, Time is Money, and as every engineer knows, Power is Work over Time. So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of wisdom, we get: (1) K = P …

  • Some Things You Don’t Need to Know…But Interesting! 1. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. 2. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 3. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. 4. A shrimp's …

  • Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son... Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most acc…

  • Some Facts of Life… In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (As if THAT makes sense)In Ba…

  • Einstein's Riddle… Einstein wrote this riddle this century. He said 98% of the world could not solve it.It can be done! Be part of the 2% that COULD. This is solvable!1. There are 5 houses in 5 different colors…

  • Some American History… It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American hist…

  • What Kind Of Criminal Are You? If I Was A Criminal, Who Would I Be? How About You? Which Evil Criminal are You? Try the test! …

  • A Hard Habit To Break... A foursome of executives had a standing date every Saturday to play golf. As luck would have it, one of the executives was transferred to another city. The ma…

  • SANTA CLAUS : AN ENGINEER'S PERSPECTIVE There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (e…

  • Genie In A Bottle, Baby... A man was playing golf one day and he hit his ball deep into the rough. As he was searching for his ball he happened to find a bottle laying on the grass. When he pick…

  • HE SAID, SHE SAID..... Her Side of the Story:He was in an odd mood Tuesday night. We planned to meet at a bar for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I though…

  • Has Anybody Seen Where My Posts Went Lately?!? Where is my post dear Xanga Team? Today I just found some precious time to update my posts and had completed typing-in many words and paragraph…

  • Where is my post dear Xanga Team? I finally found time to post and update my postings and had typed-in many words 'from the bottom of my heart' but when I submitted it for postings and click the 'submit' button, there wa…

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