Weblog » Archives » November 2002

  • Things to say (in a nice way) when STRESSED 1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!" 2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!" 3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" 4. "Wel…

  • Road Pop A cop pulls over a ditzy looking blonde driving a convertible and asks to see her license.“What’s that?” she asks.He explains that it’s the card proving she knows how to drive.“Oh, I have one of those,” …

  • Rich Man, Poor Man… A rich guy and his poor friend are talking after shopping for their wives for their respective anniversaries. The poor guy says to the rich guy, “So, what did you get your wife this year?” …

  • The Buffalo Theory The following is an actual excerpt from this month's Forbes's Magazine: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weak…

  • Letter to Tech Support… Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had ope…

  • Prime Mates… A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He notices a monkey in a cage behind the bar and asks about it. “You don’t want to know,” answers the bartender. A few beers later, the guy says,…

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