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  • Sports Repairman? Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children. The first one says, "You know my son, he graduated first in his class from Oxford, he's now a doctor making £250,000 a y…

  • [Dis] Order In The Court… These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court". Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters. Q: What is your date of bir…

  • I would like to pause and welcome the latest subscribers to this site: malensky VulgarSlang Welcome Aboard!!! I hope that, with the daily dose, you will …

  • Rainman? A woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfrien…

  • Doggone It! A group of prisoners are in their rehabilitation meeting. Their task for today is to each stand up in turn speak their name and admit to their fellow inmates what crime they committed. The first pr…

  • The Secret to Sneaking In? There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home in the wee hours of the morning. One night, while he was at the bar he told his friends his …

  • Train Ride… In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers engage in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. The young girl proposes, "If each of you will give…

  • One Too Many? Dan is in a bar and he has had quite a few drinks already. At two o'clock, last round is called. Although he knows he shouldn't, he drinks another beer, simply because they taste so good. After the…

  • I would like to thank ratphynk for being my 1000th visitor since 21 December 2001. Next target: 2000th mark. Makes Sense... A guy was going on a tour of a factory that produced various latex products. A…

  • Valentine's Day History and Other Trivias... Warning! Long Blog Ahead.... It's your time, not mine.... …

  • Information Provider? It was autumn, and the Red Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red Indian Chief in a modern society, he had ne…

  • Chinese Naming… Since history began, the Chinese always believed in the significance of one's name. They have developed a very comprehensive system of naming one's children, as it is believed that the name …

  • I would like to pause and welcome the latest subscribers to this site: knightingale redchaos mizz_purfect …

  • Equal Opportunity Employer? A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "Help wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be…

  • Sex in the dark? There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. After 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous…

  • Female Keywords Decoded… 1. "Fine"This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (N…

  • Time Flies… A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. She found him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of hi…

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