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  • Chinese baby A Chinese couple, Mr.& Mrs. Wong had a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian, white baby boy!"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "Wh…

  • Alone... A guy walks into a confessional. "Father, I am sinful." "Yes son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord will forgive you." "Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend. It's been …

  • Women's Criteria… Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. …

  • 20 REASONS WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A GUY… 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 4. …

  • Crude? John and Jill were attending a dinner party so that John's mother could meet Jill for the first time. Towards the end of the evening, Jill approached John and asked if there was a problem, as John's mothe…

  • Hereafter... Tom Fogerty has died. He wakes up and finds himself on a stage on which a number of instruments are set up. A door offstage opens and in walk Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Brian Jones, John Lenno…

  • Valid Reason? A little old lady appearing before the judge on a murder charge was explaining the events that led to the crime. “Your Honor, I’m 85 years old. I was on my porch enjoying a beautiful…

  • The Paratrooper… A young man signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from high structures, and finally took his first jump from an a…

  • Man's Bestfriend... A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender says "What's wrong?" "I caught my wife in bed with my bestfriend," says the man. "That's just awful. What did you do?" …

  • The Duck Test… Three guys had an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven .... Don't step on the ducks.' So they enter heaven, and sure enou…

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