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  • Going Postal… Two mailmen are standing on the sidewalk chatting after finishing their routes when one notices a slug crawling by. In a fit of rage, he stomps on the poor creature. “That was cruel,” says the othe…

  • The Nude Beach… A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why. Th…

  • 30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man...1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.2. Well, ah, it's cute.3. Why don't we just cuddle?4. You know they have surgery to fix that.5. Make it dance.6. Can I paint a …

  • Wrong Room… A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sit there. Finally, the Pries…

  • Marital Bliss… A newlywed couple had only been married for a few weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to get out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he says to his new w…

  • NEW RULES FOR EMPLOYEES: SICKDAYS:We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. SURGERY:Operations are now banned. As long …

  • Lawyer's Choice... Daily Dose A guy calls a law office and says: "I want to talk to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I’m sorry, but he died last week." The next day he phones again and asks the same qu…

  • Tattoo You… A lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo a picture of Robert Redford on her right upper thigh and a picture of Paul Newman on her left upper thigh. The artist does so, and when he…

  • The End? A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to show to each pass…

  • By The Beach… A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the be…

  • Roots of Rage The roots of the current Arab-Israeli conflict go back more than a century, to the rise of modern Zionism and mass migrations to the Jewish ancestral home. Here are some key historical eve…

  • Hand-Me-Down…A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks. The …

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