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  • No Change… One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed th…
  • THE POSSE’ The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three d…
  • Wishful thinking? A young couple is golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife slices her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house …
  • Clip Job This guy sticks his head into a crowded barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop at all the customers and says, "About two hours," and the guy leaves. Ev…
  • That Funny Feeling… A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits his doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the Mayo Clinic. The man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone in a stark room at the hos…

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