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  • Seductive Fingers...A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his…

  • Harley Davidson’s Design… The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Edison, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have ch…

  • Too Much Endorsement?

  • Sandpaper Pinocchio's human girlfriend has been complaining about getting splinters while they're having sex.Pinocchio therefore goes to visit Gepetto to see if his carpenter dad could help. Gepetto suggests the woode…

  • Horny Hag and Her Corn Three guys are stranded in a desert. Off in the horizon they see a house and crawl to it. The first guy knocks on the door and asks for water. A wart-covered, toothless old woman answers: "I wil…

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