| | When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth, but pearl,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl!
I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
I drool over dresses made of lace,
I talk on the telephone for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!
I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me.
What a cute and funny song! Ha ha ha I’m listening to the Netscape (actually AOL but Netscape just puts their name on it, though it still has AOL commercials)radio, Station: Showtunes! Hilarious, didn’t know big old AOL would provide a showtune channel!
Another plus for my future unknown husband…I mow! Had another first today, I mowed the lawn! Alas, though, I vow never to do it again! My hands are now callused, I smell like grass, and I think my legs are a little green. (As you can tell I need to shower!)
I had only a little of the yard left when it started to thundering and I wanted to finish and I was wearing my bathing suit (hoping to kill two birds with one stone by getting a lovely tan, so I can stop looking like an albino, and mowing), so I kept going till I was finished. Then as I put the mower away it officially started to pour. So wearing the bathing suit, I ran upstairs and out in the front yard and danced in the rain!
You have no idea how enjoyable that was… I frolicked up and down the street, jumped in puddles, sat in puddles, and soaked up all the wonderful rain that could fit in my hair! I suggest everyone should do that at least once in their life, or every time it rains like me!
Ha ha ha ha my husband is going to have a handful to deal with when he marries me! |
| | Posted 6/6/2005 3:20 PM - 1 view - 7 comments
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