Monday, April 17, 2006

• You Suck Donkey Balls!

  OK!  Enough!  Point taken!  President 'Fucking' Bush sucks donkey balls.  I am sorry I wasted my life trying to figure out what to do with him in 2004 and I am sorry that I voted for him - but KERRY?  I mean - the guy was a tool too.  Every fucking politican in this God forsaken country is a tool - what do you want me to do about it?  Ok, maybe not Obama - but who doesn't like Obama - even the Conservative Christian right like him - but only to a point and with extreme lukewarm feelings.

  Just think - Kerry was worth just as much as big earred dude that went up against Clinton in the 1990's - the guy came from money... there was NO way on this earth he would have been for small people when he lives in a 20 million dollar house - I couldn't even pull that off.  And I am not a democrat completely - I one of those weird conservative democrat's who have no lives and dwell in caves bitching and moaning about how much lack of representation we get.  AND FOR THE LOVE OF MY HEART will some one shut up the mainstream media.

  BTW - Oil by the barrel just jumped to 70 dollars today - I know those of you who don't drive or live in big cities and get to walk every where don't care - but that means that gas prices are going to be between 2.60 and 2.90.  OH, and to make it better, the retiring CEO of EXXON (that gas company that just had record profits the past year - making an estimated 36 billion dollars in profits - more then WALMART!!! - yeah, that company) is going to give its CEO 400 MILLION DOLLARS for retirement!  HOLY FUCKING DAMN!  I need to get that guys job.

  Reasons why:

  1.  No one would keep tabs on me because I would be basically running the President of the United State of America.
  2.  The Senators would hold a meeting to yell at me and try to embarass me in front of the public only to give me a tax back two weeks later because they embarassed me.
  3.  Because no one cares that they should have to pay 3.00 + dollars for gas.
  4.  Our President is in Oil - and there fore they would never allow for different ways of fuel to come into the market as companies like Ford and GM try to push different patents into the market (like Hydro fuel and such) and the government does NOTHING about it - so much for looking for different fuel opportunities.  Bunch of Bull Shit.

  Ok.  I'm done.  Any one else ready for the end of the world?

  
  Bri

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