Too Cute not to pass on for a laugh,

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the
first  grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no
baby talk.
You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my  Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
 She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN! Use big people words."
 She then asked Ron what he had done." I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
 Ron thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride
 and said, "Winnie the SHIT."