Marriage... a Man’s Perspective

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was... Always.

I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt.

Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?”
I said, “Dust!”

In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said “I haven’t eaten anything in four days.”
She looked at him and said, “Man, I wish I had your willpower.”