| | Subject: Blonde joke
A blind man enters a Lesbian Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool, and orders a drink. After a while he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar goes quiet.
In a deep husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a six foot, 200 lb blonde with a black belt in karate . The girl next to me is a blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
"Nah", says the blind guy, "not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Heheh sorry to all my blond friends, I just thought it was cute!!
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| | Posted 5/16/2002 9:23 AM - 1 view - 17 comments
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