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  • Subject: Thoughts for the day Your Daily Moment of Zen (Modified to reflect contemporary wisdom): 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me …

  • PRISON VS WORK IN PRISON AT WORK You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON AT WORK Y…

  • Subject: It was a dark and stormy night!Read the story 1st, then look at the picture! They were together in the house.Just the two of them.It was a cold, dark, stormy night.The storm had come quickly and each time the …

  • Does anyone want to see more pics?!!!I thought I had more pics stored but I can't find them on my puter or hubbies, So I will try to take some more over the weekend to show you the rest of the house, I want to thank ev…

  • Ok, Since I've talked about our house we had built last year, here is a pic of the "Greatroom" The walls are a light green, and the floors are maple, I love pine stuff, so we have a lot of pine accessories.(What exactly …

  • Well I'm off for a haircut today, and maybe just maybe I can force myself to shop while i'm there LOL.We moved last June to a smaller town, So I kept my haircutter, my dentist etc. b/c its only 20 minutes away, but the s…

  • Things you shouldn’t say to a police officer 1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. 3.Aren’t you the guy from the Village People? 4 .…

  • Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you …

  • 20 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT 1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is. 2. I believe that dancing with my arms over head and my butt wiggling while yelling woo-hoo is truly the sexiest dance mov…

  • This is an oldie but I still LOL@ it everytime!!!A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a wee…

  • EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY Day number 180: 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:…

  • LITTLE BILLY ON ..... PHILOSOPHY: A teacher asks her class,"If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly a…

  • Let's see if I understand how the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family…

  • It seems like I'm always bashing the (((Guys)))) No offense guys, I actually happen to like men, I even married one ROTF!!Women A Woman is honest, loyal, and forgiving. Smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But s…

  • LOL I thought this was sooo cute!!!

  • Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind didn't see your sign…

  • 1 The nice men are ugly. 2 The handsome men are not nice. 3 The handsome and nice men are gay. 4 The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. 5 The men who are not so handsome,but are nice men, have…

  • YIPPEEE, Spring has sprung, the flowers are coming up, there are people out and about. Today is a day of shopping and probably eating hehe..I'm leaving shortly to go meet with my SIL, and we will spend most of the after…

  • Dumb Brother Rated G A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby…

  • Too Cute not to pass on for a laugh, A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. You need to use 'big p…

  • Well, Its a beautifull day in the neighbourhood, the sun is finally out, not a cloud in the sky Woo Hoo. Everyone knows how long we have all waited for this up here lol. Even the birds are singing, maybe I'll even get…

  • Sorry about this golf joke, lol.. I'm just not very talkative these days...Do ya think its the weather... Nuff said about that too!! There are two guys out on a golf course, and they come upon a pair of women playing too…

  • Well here it is Monday again, and I'm probably going to whine about the weather again Grrr, Today its cloudy and dreary and not sunny... AGAIN. Its very hard to get motivated to do much when you only see sun once or twi…

  • When I was in my younger days, I weighed a few pounds less, I needn't hold my tummy in to wear a belted dress. But now that I am older, I've set my body free; There's comfort of elastic Where once my waist would be. …

  • TRUISMS1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in agarage makes you a car.4. Artific…

  • Find the hidden bird!!

  • I wanna see these!! But we had snow yesterday, although it melted when it hit the ground it would be nice to see some sun. Another dreary, drab, sunless day. WAIT... I see the sun peeking through, Yes, its trying!! Mayb…

  • *DADDY'S TEN RULES OF DATING* [Guys take note.] Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch m…

  • Everyone knows who Emeril is... Right!!! Emerilisms by Emeril Lagasse Emeril's Motto: Always food of love. Bam! / Wake up out there I'm not makin' this up / I went to school for this Happy,…

  • This is the latest addition to our family,her name is Holly,and we couldn't resist getting her on Dec.11th . Now shes 6 months old, and I want to call her "Helly" LOL. We have 2 males 5 years old, and they had majo…

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