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So, I don't have anything funny to post..... Let me think for a bit. Can you see the smoke? Well hmmm. Ok here's something funny that happened to me. In august my cell phone contract was up. So to save cost…
I LOVE MY JOB (Severe apologies to Dr. Seuss) I love my job, I love the pay, I love it more and more each day. I love my boss and she's the best. I love HER boss and all the rest. I love my office and it's lo…
I would just like to write a little thank you to a friend of mine for helping me learn some cool new HTML codes to brighten up my page. Thank you BANDI!
Picture yourself near a stream, birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool mountain air. No one knows your secret place. You are in total seclusion from that hectic placed called "the world." The sooth…
How to give a pill to a cat 1-Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position left fore finger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks…
The Secrets of Women's Language... a must-read for any man. Keywords and their meanings: "Fine": This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEV…
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A Lesson in Boob-ology For years and years they told me, Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all their warnings, And protected them …
Whuhooo..... I finally received my cheque from WCB. It's about time. I can finally pay bills and go shopping now. Oh you gotta see this....it's so funny! www.gullible.com check it out and tell me what you think. I t…
1776 [IF THEY HAD COMPUTERS BACK THEN] Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen, the summer grows hot, and it is essential that we complete this declaration of independence. Mr. Franklin: Wait a minute, Thomas. I have to reboot here. …
THIS IS TOO FUNNY A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: …
I think I have a serious problem...everything I do this past few weeks has been a disaster. I keep breaking things and messing things up. I don't know how or why it's happening but it is. I don't know how I managed …
I just read my subscription in my email and after reading it all and following all the links, I am rather amused by the amount of coverage over a contest. Some was good, some was bad. I, on the other hand, did not even…
WOW! I'd like to thank monsur for fixing my page. He got back to me really fast and fixed it for me. What a great guy. So I've decided to not be fooling around with my page at 2am anymore. I'm so glad that it could …
Help. I don't know what I did to my site but HELP. I was pasting a picture in my public profile and I apparently should't have been trying to multitask. I ended up pasting this stupid mini poll in my public profile bo…
I haven't blogged in like a week....WOW. Well, I finally got to talk to WCB and got answers. Seems they haven't received any Employer's Reports yet. Those are what my BOSS is supposed to do. He isn't doing it because…
WCB are stupid. I've been off work since December 15 with the understanding that they will pay my wage loss due to the fact that I am not allowed to move my right thumb and wear a splint full time that doesn't allow me …
I missed it. I was playing on the computer updating my web page and when you get doing stuff like that time seems to fly. Next thing I know my Mum called me to wish me a Happy New Year and it was 12:06. Oh well.…