I've been tagged
If I could be TrinityOne... I would know all the hot bars in town and I'd have hot guys drooling over me.
If I could be a government employee... I would have kickass health insurance and could then stop complaining about my damn problems.
If I could be a scientist... I would blow stuff up.
If I could be a farmer... I would have lots of kids so that they could run it for me.
If I could be a musician... I would have groupies.
If I could be a doctor... I would be annoyed at all the sick people!
If I could be a painter... I wouldn't have to buy art for my walls.
If I could be a gardener... I would die from my allergies.
If I could be a missionary... I would travel the world and teach people the REAL stuff.
If I could be a chef... I would wear chef pants. And get fat in my chef pants.
If I could be an architect... I would design my dream house and build it. (with some help)
If I could be a linguist... I would be a cunning linguist.
If I could be a psychologist... I would feel better about my life because I'd see how screwed up other people are!
If I could be a librarian... I would read all day and tell people to SHUT THE HELL UP, really loudly.
If I could be an athlete… I would sell out and make tons of money.
If I could be a lawyer… I would debate the shit out of everything.
If I could be an innkeeper… I would consider changing my "inn" to a "hotel" because who stays at an inn nowadays?
If I could be a professor… I would teach total bullshit with a straight face. And insist that my ideas are fact and anyone who disagrees would fail miserably.
If I could be a writer... I would write an amazing book about my life story.
If I could be a llama-rider… I would smell bad.
If I could be a bonnie pirate… I would steal from the rich and give to the poor. The poor being me.
If I could be a service member… I would crap my pants.
If I could be a photographer… I would have a hard time keeping up with my scrapbooking!
If I could be a philanthropist... I would adopt a thousand kids from other countries.
If I could be a rap artist… I would make tons of money because I'd be the first halfy rap artist! I would also buy an Escalade.
If I could be a child actor… I would be a spoiled brat.
If I could be a secret agent... I would find out all of the dirt on people I dislike and I'd make it so their lives were miserable.
If I could be a comedian/comedienne... I would be funny, duh!
If I could be a priest... I would be happy that the Catholic church allowed a woman to become one!
If I could be a radio announcer... I would get to go to all of the good games/concerts for free and everyone would envy me. And I'd buy my friends with extra tickets.
If I could be a phlebotomist... I would learn how to properly take blood without bruising someone's entire arm!
If I could be a pet store owner... I would end up keeping all of the cute puppies and kittens!
If I could be a computer programmer... I would be using my computer science degree, finally!
If I could be a police officer... I would ticket other cops who are hypocrits.
If I could be a politician... I would be corrupt.
If I could be a mom... I would be exhausted.
If I could be an underwater basket weaver... I would drown.
If I could be a reality TV host... If it's reality, why would there be a host??
If I could be a forensic pathologist... I would puke at the thought of cutting some dead person open.
If I could be a TV show writer... I would write about controversial issues.
If I could be a dictator of a small country... I would hate myself.
If I could be an ice cream store owner... I would make sure there was enough chocolate ice cream on hand because I would be eating most of it.
If I could be a teacher... I would have summers off. And I might be sued for abusing the little tikes! j/k!
If I could be a magician.... I would turn water into wine.
Hmmmm, now who should I tag??? SuperYoshio2, flibbertygibit, nofa1r, Sonja, ATrueGirlieGirl, Lenore_Happenstance, missugs. | 
