| I got contacts yesterday... I don’t like touching my eyes or anyone else touching my eyes, so yeah, it’s been quite the trip  . I tell you what, those things are tricky devils. They won’t stick to your eyeballs when you want to put them on, and they won’t come off when you pull on ‘em.... Like I said they have a mental disorder, like separation anxiety or something. 
I went snowboarding with the Wynias, Stickels, and Janelle Hartman to SnowTrails today. It was a ton of fun, I had a wonderful time.
(All you QTO people who had debate class... I tell ya, you missed out   )
Except Ben broke his arm or something which was a gloomy and distressing.
Well I’m going to run, later.
-Austin |
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| "Right now I'm thinking about my first skydiving instructor.
During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions.
One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?"
Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, "The rest of your life."'
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| Today I went snowboarding, the weather and the snow was perfect. I had a lovely time as usual when riding. 
Here are a few random quotes from the trip:
Me: “Hey Karee, can I have a sip and try that?” (Starbucks frozen strawberry thing)
Karee: “No, Your grimy lips on my straw? I only share with girls, not boys....”
Mom: “Is this where I always used to have so much trouble figuring where to turn?”
Me: “Yeah, you always used to turn right....”
Mom: “Oh, I’m supposed to go left??”
 Ok, I need to go research.
Research for me is sort of like a mouse running from a cheetah; I don’t expect to get away, but I run anyhow....
-Austin |
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| Do you every have that sinking sensation that your family is really, really bizarre? |
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