Weblog » Archives » July 2001

  • Who Am I? Well, me. I didn't really wanna follow the herd, posting another one of these things, but this is a good exercise in introspection. Many of us don't realize all that encompasses us as human beings. 1. Who …

  • PICK UP LINES Line: Hey baby... let's play "Carpenter." First, we get hammered, then I nail you! Comeback: You didn't bring enough wood. Line: Hey baby... You must be from Jamaica because Jamaican me horny! Comeback:…

  • Quote of the Day: I had a dream of a moist towelette, and had a wet-nap. (Yeah, I do believe she's enjoying herself - heh heh. I drew this sometime last year. I'm gonna do more sexy-erotic-type stuff like this mor…

  • THREE'S COMPANY TOO A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him lat…

  • Announcing my newly made blogring: PJs Past Noon (or Where Did The Time Go?) I had a few friends in mind when I created this blogring (you KNOW who you are), but anyone else who can't get their lazy ass out of their PJ…

  • WELCOME to HOLLYWOOD circa 1937. Glenn Miller forms the first of several jazz bands. Ella Fitzgerald's voice wafts through the radios across America. Walt Disney makes his first feature-length cartoon. Cary Grant, Sp…

  • Mostly Uninteresting Me Fact #9308: The ring tone of my cell phone is Kung-Fu Fighting. Everybody was kung-fu fighting Those cats were fast as lighting In fact it was a little bit frightening But they fought with ex…

  • Somebody smack me around a bit, please! I'm sitting here at work, actually doing my work ('magine that), but I'm starting to nod off. I hate that. I've got loads of stuff to do, and I can't keep focused. Hm. Maybe i…

  • Cooking with Heather Now, I don't mind cooking, but it's not my most favoritest thing in the world to do. But everything I make is usually decent-to-hey-that's-pretty-good... just so you know. I try to not fall into th…

  • The Happy Post I'm in a real mushy-gushy mood, right now. (That's a good thing, by the way.) Why? Because I like you! Wait, a minute. But that is part of the reason that I'm feelin' so good. I DO like you! X-A…

  • Whatever happened to Nuprin? They're Little. Yellow. Different. This post comes about because I have a slight headache (right temple... since last night... and yes, I've already taken aspirin & Advil - two sepa…

  • The Perfect Atomic Family of the 50s It was just how things were back then (even if it was just a public front)... a hard-working husband, a loving wife, and 2.5 kids, oh, and a dog - perfect. And lovely magazines, …

  • .crap. Pain. .niaP Ow. .wO Wrist. . .tsirW Ow. .wO Pain. .niaP .crap. Don't know WHAT I did, but my left wrist is killing me! Hear me? KILL ING ME! Actually, it's gotten like this before. Stupi…

  • As the hollow wind howls to and fro through the crevasses of my mind, dustbunnies gallop by... I sit here. Half-awake, half-drifted off somewhere.

  • Welp, I'm finally home. Went in a little later today, & stayed a lot later. At work, that is. We're playing a big game of catch-up at work this week to make up for last week's move. I was fully awake when I fir…

  • Funnies The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. I don't do drugs anymore because I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast. I don't have a big ego; I'm way too…

  • Oooooooo, looky what I can do! I can add a background (rather than just a color) in each post now. Ooooo!!! And it's a animated background at that! Ok, I'm done being impressed now. heh heh I know that I'…

  • The Important Things In Life (I, of course, as many of you, have already read this story before, but it's another one of those read-over-and-over stories. I'd like to dedicate this to everyone, but especially to my frie…

  • I Don't Know Who's The Bigger Genius... Ben or Jerry, but maaan, they just came out with an awesome new flavor. ISLAND PARADISE [pineapple ice cream with a passion fruit swirl & a hint of coconut] It also has li…

  • Always Remember Those Who Serve (made me cry the first time I read it - but I'm a sap sometimes) In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A …

  • Time to leave the computer for a while. The neighbor man is playin' that bass again. *sigh* Why do they hafta make apartments with paper-thin walls?! Grr.

  • WOMEN & MEN God made men and women to complement each other with the unique traits each were given. WOMEN Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they…

  • COMPLETE RANDOMNESS You People Aw, shucks. More incredibly nice guestbook entries fo' lil ol' me. You guys is da bestest. MWAH! What To Do Instead Of Sleep (or "C'mon, five more minutes!") Sooo... I have tomorrow…

  • Friends (sappiness follows) There was a time, in the not-so-distant past, that I was so bummed out (Californiaese for depressed) about not having any friends out here in San Antonio. I'm the only employee at work, I do…

  • Random Odd Thought of the Day Have you ever tried to suck cold Hot Fudge sauce through a straw? Don't bother. It doesn't work. (Tomorrow's Random Odd Thought of the Day: Have you ever noticed how many people have t…

  • Well, I didn't do much today other than mess with this silly web log's background. I did go do my mystery shopping thing - got some Roasted Sesame Seed covered Mahi-Mahi (fish) & some Kung Pao Tofu (which was REAL…

HeatherMarie

  • Visit HeatherMarie's Xanga Site
    • Name: Heather
    • Country: United States
    • State: California
    • Metro: Los Angeles
    • Birthday: 1/18/1975
    • Gender: Female
    • Member Since: 4/10/2001

Connect

Recent Weblogs