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  • ooO Texas Weather It's stupid, lemme tell ya. Right now, it's pouring a nice car-wash-kinda rain outside... and yet, it's 90*. Ugh. ooO Sexay!!! Just had to share with you my first ever Frederick's of Holl…

  • ooO Saturday Sarcasm A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they're both doctors. After an hour, the man says, "Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings attac…

  • ooO Season of Change I like my red 'n' black logo, but it's summer, it's hot, and I needed to cool off. Since I don't have a tropical island outside my front door, I thought I'd put one here. Not quite as good, but i…

  • ooO Update on the day's events: Made plans to take Lilly to Babies R' Us. Did what little work I had today. Non-busy day. Yay. Left work to head to Lilly's place. Got there a half hour early. Parked o…

  • ooO Me Me Me Yep, that's what this post is gonna be about. Like it or go 'way. :oP For some reason, I got the urge to try on my newest pair of jeans last night. No particular reason; just a hmm, I wonder.... Th…

  • To copy eazycheeze because he's so cool 'n' stuff... here's me in all my Lego-ness: Gotta love the boobies. heh heh - - - - - And here's my interpretation of Tom: (aka ralbenem, SupaTom, or el dorko grande) And…

  • Everyone's Free (to wear sunscreen) (the following was written by Mary Schmich as a column in the Chicago Tribune on June 1, 1997, entitled "Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young.") Hear it read by Baz L…

  • I went to Barnes & Noble lasterday, just for the heck of it. I wandered down just about every aisle; just looking. I really felt like doing that, though. I don't usually go anywhere unless I have something specifi…

  • I reeeeeaally overdid the Tae-Bo on Thursday night. I am so completely & utterly sore and stiff that I can barely move. I got up whimpering this morning. No pain, no gain? Yeah, that's ok with me. :| After some…

  • Ok, so last night I did the second half of the Tae-Bo Advanced tape. I said oh. my. gawd. about the 1st half, remember? Well, I can now say that about the 2nd half, too! (The Advanced is an HOUR workout. At this poin…

  • I have nothing of import to talk about today (as if I ever do)... so here're some funnies: THIS will either make you laugh hysterically -or- Gross you out. You decide. It is entitled: DON'T PISS OFF YOUR PLASTIC SU…

  • I visited Lilly & Ian this afternoon. :) She was craving some fruit, so I took her some. Cuz I'm just cool like that. We sat & talked a while... finding out that we have more similarnesses (a Heather wor…

  • [A repost from April 11th, last year, because I love this story & I know most my readers never read it... on my page, at least. Don't know why, but the guy, here, reminds me a bit of Tom. bahahaha] Hilarious St…

  • Today, I am 27 & 5/12ths! Happy nearly-half-birthday to me. :) Yesterday, I worked later than normal, which is good because I needed to catch up. I also stuck around after work, for a while, to help Paula (boss) …

  • Past, Present, Future... and Miscellaneous Quirks (yet another stolen thingie, from soleilshine) 10 Years Ago, I... ...was seventeen. ...graduated from high school. ...was a straight A/B student. ...was mega-…

  • Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. Diets & Dying The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the…

  • Since I have nothing better to do right now... I mentioned, in early May, that I made a blouse to wear at my boss' daughter's bat-mitzvah, but I never showed it. So here it is: It's off-the-shoulder, as you can tell.…

  • Movin' On Up... ...to Tae-Bo Advanced. I just have three words: OH. MY. GAWD. THIS is a workout, if ever I had a workout. It starts out very much like the Basic routine, but WAY faster. Double time. The entire…

  • This isn't a goodbye post, but I will be taking a break for a while. I will be having a loss of internet for an undertermined amount of time. Now I feel silly for saying anything. Internet connection isn't going an…

  • Today, I meet new San Antonio-via-Joisey transplant, Lilly! And her tater tot, Ian. :) I'm gonna go pick them up this afternoon & take 'em to Whole Foods Market with me. Ooo, big field trip, there. heh heh I h…

  • Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday... Yep, that's what day it is. I had nothing extraordinary to talk about, so I didn't post this morning as I would normally. Heck, I barely have anything ordinary to talk about today. I wor…

  • OMG. Three posts in one day. Somebody STOP meh! Ok, now somebody smack me for quoting a Jim Carey character. Found this link on Tandis' page. Too cute not to play with. Go. Play. This is me, if I lived in South Pa…

  • There are no stupid questions but there a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

  • It's funny. Everyone just assumed that I had such a fantabulous time at the zoo Saturday. heh heh This is where I decide to be completely honest, or continue just to hold back... I'll be honest, with a side of "holdi…

  • A pictorial of today's zoo field trip: < Cute monkeys. Mama and attached baby. > I call this Funky Duck. He looks like a donut with flippers. < These animals were baaad. > The only ostrich I saw t…

  • Joke Day The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her…

  • It's Friday. ::yawn:: ::looks at nails:: ::pushes glasses back up:: ::pops neck:: ::looks around the room:: ::wonders what the heck to write about today:: I got nothin'. Today, work as normal... but maybe a lit…

  • Now that I received a record amount of props for one post, I'll go back to posting my boring stuff.... heh heh - kidding. I didn't actually expect that many comments, but thank you. So I cleaned out my car yeste…

  • ::Look away, if you have sensitive stomachs:: :oP Ok, so I'm either getting braver or stupider. I'm showing my torso to the world. *gasp* I'm only doing this to mark my progress, really. I just noticed that my …

  • (Not posting jokes for comments or props. I just thought these were fun-NY!) Life as a Female Bear If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you …

  • Paintball was yesterday. Pretty fun. Walked back 'n' forth to and from the fields with the guys. I'm the official goggles cleaner now, I think. Got sore, but not as sore as the first time. Got TAN too. My driver-…

  • Cool: CoverGirl Outlast lip color. It really works. You have to actually WIPE the stuff off. Not Cool: Getting practically the same color as your lips! My lips are "Berry Preserve," I'll have you know.

  • I don't usually thank new readers as they subscribe to me -- not that I don't appreciate them -- it's just not something I do. But since I've acquired a record (for me) 13 new readers in May alone... I think I should do…

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