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  • Jokes for the Weekend A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him…

  • Today's Observations A chihuahua walking an old man. The dog wanted to walk about ten times faster than the man, and even looked back to give him a dirty look a few times. A man riding a bike, while singing ... a…

  • Wetness It's raining. It's not raining. It's raining again. It stopped. But it'll start up again. A chunk of blueness is peeking through the mostly-grey sky. I'm routing for it to pull through, even though th…

  • New Stuff New glasses: (Smaller than the previous pair, and more angular) Old waist: New Waist: (June 5, 2002) (February…

  • Martha Stewart Crafts How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.…

  • The Scale I got the scale out tonight. Michael saw me, and said "Noooo... every time you weigh yourself, you lose weight!" I said, "Psh, please. Not every time." I stepped on. "I lost another 5lbs.!" "What?…

  • Stuff: A Very Choppy Post I haven't updated in a while; I just haven't had much to say lately. Michael told me I need to post because he needed something to read. Yes, dear. Our first 12-week program of Body-for-L…

  • My Kinda Valentine's These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic line first, and the least romantic line second: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you…

  • Do I Have News? Yes. Yes, I do. I was looking through the classifieds on Sunday. In our local paper, online. Found this: Jobs Next Door - Ventura - PART TIME - Display inventory. Tuesday - Saturday, 1 hour/day. $…

  • Celebrate Your Birthday Everyday! (from a birthday card I got a few weeks ago) Wake up to "The Exciting Adventure of You." Wear magical socks & dancing shoes. Whistle, skip, hum, and wiggle. Be free like a ba…

  • Just so... ... my pictures aren't right up top anymore. Upper body workout today. Good stuff. Not to sound into myself, or anything, but I love feeling my biceps. heh heh I've never had so much muscle there bef…

  • Photo Shoot I haven't taken any pictures for a couple months (ok, just over a month, maybe), so... I took some yesterday. Bigger if you click, but do whatcha want. :oP 2/4/03 1/18/02 - 2/19/02 - 3/01/02 (a…

  • Nothing of Importance I have to go to the bathroom. I have to run several places today: post office, FedEx. Ok, so that's only two places. Drop packages off. I don't get orders for days, but when I do, I get se…

  • Body-for-LIFE Update Another 5 lbs. has been lost, according to my scale. 25 lbs. to date.

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    • Name: Heather
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