Tuesday, December 19, 2006

• Last night I dreamt that I was at a party, a grand affair.  I was wearing a dress that I loved (though I cannot remember the design or color now that I am awake) and feeling pretty, alluring.  I received more than my share of respectful admiration from the male guests at the party and I can remember the burn of coyly blushing in response.  Nothing overtly sexual, just smiles and wide eyes as I passed.
  
  Several times, during my dreaming, I had to use the ladies room.  Each time I would emerge from the bathroom and walk across the dance floor to wherever I was going.  Each time I would receive the same smiles and such, nothing mocking or sneering in those smiles and yet... I noticed after getting to the other side of the room that I had managed to pull my thong over the back of my beautiful, magical dress and exposed half my ass and all of the rest of the back of me to the world on the way.  I never had any idea my ass was hanging out, no breeze... no kindly fellow female guest discreetly letting me know... nothing.  Every time I went to the bathroom I did this and each time I was surprised.  It never occurred to me to check myself before exiting the ladies room.  It didn't even really bother me that my ass was hanging out other than feeling a little silly (in reality I would be mortified beyond measure)
  
  I don't remember anything else other than I had a good time at the party, in spite of my repeated wardrobe malfunctions.
  
  Weird.
  
  

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