Tuesday, May 13, 2008

  • How Little He Knows ...

    My older brother knows nothing about Chinese culture at all. For one thing, he can't distinguish the difference between different Chinese dialects or Asian languages in general.

    During last night's dinner ...

    Jonas: Did you hear about the earthquake in China?
    Mom: Yes, but it's not the part we're from.
    Jonas: Yeah, it was around Szechuan.
    Brother: Where's that?
    Jonas: Do you even know where anything in China is?
    Brother: No ...
    Jonas: So you've only heard of Szechuan because of Szechuan beef?
    Brother: Yeah. *Laughs*
    Jonas: So I guess the only other cities you've heard of are: Fukien fried rice, Shanghai dumplings, and Peking spare ribs. Oh, and you might as well toss in some Mongolian beef.
    Brother: Yup.

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