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Lammy742
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Name: David
Country: United States
State: Virginia
Metro: Arlington
Birthday: 3/15/1981
Gender: Male
Interests: Ah-Ha! I have many of these! Drawing again, basketball, listening to anything but country music, not riding my new mountian bike, playing gamecube, reading, Improv games, chewing gum, attacking lawn chairs, sleeping, getting bitten by rabid dogs and also, fighting crime on the streets of Gotham City, clad in the image of a bat to strike terror in all who break the law. I also like pickles.
Expertise: Drawing, um, sadly that's about it. Man, filling out these things really puts a guy in his place I guess....
Occupation: Student
Industry: Art
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  Lammy227
Member Since:
7/5/2003
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| What in the hell is it with today's youth? They think they own everything, and that nothing can hurt them! They can drink as much booze as they want, smoke whatever crap is shoved into their disgusting gullets, and even have wild monkey sex with whoever the hell they want. And I'm talking about kids in middle school! As for college kids, thats a different story all together. You'd think they'd at least be partly responsible, seeing as how mom and dad are spending jillions of dollars so they get a fancy degree that says "I am a value to your company." Well, you'd be wrong! Let me explain. I was getting rid of all the old screen names from my buddy list of people I don't know, forgot I knew, or don't talk to anymore when I happened upon this away message:
"I've learned one thing, and thats to quit worrying about stupid things. You have 4 years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due on Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink till sunrise. The work never ends, but college does."
What the hell does this even mean? Its ok to go to college, waste all the money spent on you to go there, just so you can get wasted smoking cloves and guzzling warm Coronas? I think not. Here are some key points:
1) "Work is for people with jobs" right, and if things don't go well in college, then you'll either be blowing your prof to get an extenstion on that paper you missed, or working at Burger King after you flunk out. Either way, you have to do some work to get by.
2) "Spend money you don't have" But it's ok, because it's your parents' hard earned money. Say it's for books and tutors and other things they can't ever possibly trace....unless they are retarded.
There are people who can go to college and also have fun. Sadly, that type of person is falling by the wayside I'm afraid. If we're not careful, they'll be a race of George W. Bushs' ruling the country in a few years.
And remember, college ends even faster if you have to drop out because you have a baby on the way.
 
Lammy742
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| Well Excuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!!!
It's been too long, but thats life when your only internet
access is fighting off all the drunken hobos and myspace perverts so you can
use the computers at the local library. Anyway, I recently saw 3 movies and I
am about to give 3 quick reviews about them, in an old segment called:
The ADHD Movie Reviews
First off during the 4th of July holiday my girlfriend and I both had a 4 day
weekend. As a result I decided to head to blockbuster for some dvd's to watch.
I gotta say, is blockbuster in danger of going out of business or something?
Whenever I go in there there's like no customers and 7 employees who are all like 17. Only one
of them is doing any work while the other 6 are playing grab ass behind the
register. Anyway, on to the movies we saw:
1) Brokeback Mountian 
I know what you're thinking...and yes, I did get this one for Erica because
she'd mentioned she wanted to see it. And no, I didn't just say that Erica wanted to see it because I thought people would think I wanted to see it because I really like men....and no, I don't think that last sentence made any sense. Anyway, for all you guys out there that would like to score some points with your woman by renting this by seeming more "romantic like", I have 3 words of salvation that will make watching 2 dudes play hide the salami just a bit easier to take:
ANNE HATHAWAY TOPLESS See, so sitting through Brokeback might not be so bad for you...but your woman won't know you're only watching it to see Anne's juggs, and not because you're trying to show her your sensitive side! Even if thats not enough you can also use the movie as a test of your own manhood. If you can make it through the whole thing without your "little buddy" waking up, then consider yourself not a gay. Mine didn't! Plus, if you're not a homophobe it's not THAT bad of a flick.... 2) Undead 
I'll keep this one short because it's an extremely shitty movie and not a "so bad it's good" movie. I usually enjoy those types. However its more like a "so bad I wanted to stab myself in the face" kinda bad. All you need to know is that it's Australia's attempt at a zombie movie and that it totally sucks ass. Don't watch it ever. 3) Superman 2 
Ok, here comes the movie I might get some flak for (unless my huge homophobe fanbase begins to lash out because I didn't think Brokeback was that bad) and thats Superman 2. I can honestly say that I don't really like superman. Batman is about a million times cooler. However, I was interested in seeing the new superman movie after all the good reviews it's gotten. It turns out that this new movie is a sequal to the 2nd superman movie from the old days...now I know they made 4 of the old movies, but 3 & 4 were eye-meltingly bad, so they decided to start from after part 2. Hopefully all that made sense, because I'm NOT getting out the flow chart. Long story longer, I decided to rent the first 2 movies so I'd be ready to see the new one. Well, of course blockbuster didn't have the first movie... aparently because it was really good and blockbuster sucks, where as they had Superman 2 in stock because it causes cancer in your retnas if you watch it because it's really bad. True story! I mean, why in the hell would superman give up his damn powers in the first place!? You think Lois Lane is going to be happy with some regular joe six-pack? After a few weeks she's going to wonder what it would've been like to've had sex while flying, or used the heat vision to make pancakes, or use the x-ray vision to see if the light in the refrigerator goes out when the door shuts.
Eh, what the hell do I care, I hate superman. Well, thats it. Take care till next time. Lammy742
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| Well, I have a bit of time so I figure I should help everyone who still reads this thing out. Whats the deal with the influx of child molesters all over the news? Dateline NBC did several hidden camera busts recently with cops posing as underage kids in chat rooms to weed out sexual predators This has caused people to sit back and wonder, "where can I get me some of this action....." um, I mean "I can't believe my underage son or daughter might be involved in this!" Even on the semi-popular site "My Space" these sickos linger and try to score with young kiddos. Well, I would wager you dollars to diapers that this kind of stuff happens on xanga, so I'm going to give everyone some safety tips on:
"HOW TO GET CHILD PREDATORS AWAY FROM YOUR XANGA"
First off, those freaks look for anything on a site that might make it apparent that the person running it is young. One sure give away is TyPiNg lIk DiS. Typing in such a manner means you're either under the age of 13, mentally retarded, or both. Either way, you're a prime target for molesters. Another give away is the picture on a site. If it appears its of a young pre-teen, or some pre-teen-ish icon like Hello Kitty or the Bratz, you may be in danger! My advice, put a random pic of an old man on your xanga, like one of deeze:
Come to think of it they both look like they could be a molester. Others may contact you to "talk shop," but no matter! At least you're not a target anymore!
Another way to stave off molesters is to not make too much about yourself known on your xanga. Take me for example. Because of the scanty amount of knowledge on my xanga, my identity is clouded in mystery. Who is this person!? Molesters are an extremely lazy lot so they will look elsewhere if they don't know anything about you. Writing the correct entries are also helpful. Here's what not to write:
"I got up today and ate a bowl of rice krispies. I LUV rice krispies!"
Now, there are many things wrong with that sentence. What are they? Glad I forced you to ask:
1) Don't refer to anything about bed/sleeping. This puts images into the molesters head and then that leads down a dark, bloody road that is best not talked about.
2) Now the sicko knows you like rice krispies! They can now go ahead and learn tons about rice krispies, join all the rice krispie blogrings, and pretend to work for the rice krispie cereal corporation to trade sexual favors for free cereal.
3) The spelling of the word "LUV" is a dead give away for an underage target! DUH!
With these tips YOU can help get rid of online predators from your xanga and make them look elsewhere, at some other unsuspecting target!
Lammy742
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| There is a time and place for everything. The time is now, the place is now.....huh?Hopefully soon when I get some decent time on a computer with the fabulous internet, then I will write an article about the classic cartoon Batman The Animated Series, since I just completed buying season 4. Anyway, gald that everyone that commented on my last post still cares and I hope everyone is well. | | |
| Man, it HAS been awhile since I've been on xanga. Now we can title our entries!?I am writing in this thing and I can make a very safe wager that no one is going to read it because everyone who used to read my site and liked it is now either:
1) In Jail
2) Outgrown the age of 10
3) Forgot I existed
But, I'm on a computer with nothing better to do so I figure I should do this. First off last October when I went to the Ren fest and I not only found a sweet ninja sword but I also found a girlfriend....and no she didn't work there as some Elizibethian hooker or town drunk. Anyway, long story short is that we met, things have been going great since then, and soon I'm moving to the great state of Virginia with her. Oh god, that means I'll have to change my xanga metro now! That pretty much sums it up, meaing where the hell I've been and why in god's name I haven't updated in forever. Anyway, for the benefit of those of you whom are glad I'm back and haven't showered since my last update in protest I say thanks for sticking around and perhaps I'll start updating this thing normally again. Take care bitches!
Lammy742
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