Well, I've been home for two days now. Only things accomplished have been sleep and laundry. I have to find a job soon! Meanwhile, all of my 'home friends' are still at college for another week. Damn NYU for sending me h…

I HAVE THE MUMPS. That's right everyone. Run in fear. Run, run away! I'm contagious!!! First of all, who the fuck gets the mumps? Secondly, YES I HAVE BEEN VACINATED. Thirdly, they have to notify the National Health …