when i was in college, i went too hooters with my college buddys and my grandpa. we had fun, drank ate wings and well we all though we were pimps.  Kept hitting on the waitresses and other girls we saw there and we all got phone #s.

The great part was. we were sitting there watching the tvs bragging about the #s we got.  I got 3, juan 4, phil 2, richard 3, greg 5.....we all looked at my grandpa as he started laughing.

I asked him what he was laughing about and he smiled at us and just held up seven fingers, payed the bill got up and walked away laughing.

LMAO