Xanga Idiot of the Day: chatioc_heat (supposed to be chaotic_heat, but we'll let that one slide.

http://www.xanga.com/Chatioc_heat

If you read his astoundingly moving piece "Confessions of a Beautiful Man," you will probably at once recognize his amazing sense of humility. Continuing onto the actual piece, you will be amazed by his wonderful grammar and immaculate spelling. It describes how he lost his virginity at the ripe old age of 10 to a 13-year old. Real hot. What amazes me most about this piece is its stunning rejection of cliche: they were playing "mermaid," it was "good" despite the "hurt," and that his rapist was "was very developed...If you get what I'm saying!"

By the end of the piece, you will realize that he is probably some horny gay loser who can't bear to put a real picture of himself up or disclose his real name (Paris? Come on now) because he's far too closeted. Now I don't mean to sound mean, I actually feel bad for the loser.