I've had to exert a super-human degree of self control these past two weeks to keep from updating while suffocating under a ginormous mountain of schoolwork. HAD. TO. PRIORITIZE! Gah, .Turns out, being a lazy bum and onl…
You know what'd be pretty sweet? If I:a) Bought a cat and named him Chairman Meow.b) Bought a betta fish and named it Master-betta. I am tacking these onto my life's "To-Do" list, right underneath "threesome with Japanes…
Did I.. *blinks*.. did I just make it through today alive? More importantly, did I just deeestroy both my midterms?! FUCK YEAH!! *air guitar*, *Michael Jackson leg kick*In your face, Circadian rhythm. Suck on it, influen…
One of my absolute worst (realistic) fears came true today. Except.. it happened to someone else. There I was sitting in class, finishing up my stat exam, when a girl sitting on the far left of the room cries out somethi…
When's the last time you cried like a little bitch?Me: Two minutes ago. You: Two minutes from now.I'm a bit late on this, but I just learned via a certain blog I stalk that a Thai life insurance company is employing the …