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Name: Joshua
Country: United States
State: Louisiana
Metro: New Orleans
Gender: Male
Interests: Giant Robots, Philosophy, Music, Comics, Girls (robotic or otherwise), and other stuff
Expertise: Playing My trumpet. Drawing my comics. I don't claim Expertise in anything else.
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Media
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
6/9/2005
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| Because I hate them...More Lists!
Top 5 things I learned from Star Wars: the Force Unleashed
5. Being stabbed by lightsabers is decidedly NOT fatal. Amplified Lighsaber Damage increase notwithstanding.
4. Droids are always cooler than any of the other characters in any star wars.
3. Jedi can withstand the vacuum of space even while unconscious or blind... or both.
2. The only reason Luke, Han and all the other guys from Star Wars IV are even still alive is because Starkiller killed the A-List Stormtroopers.
1. Jedi Don't DIE... until the script kills them.
A Warning: Rent the game... It is too short. Good, Really good, but short. | | |
| Do you like...STAR WARS?
If so you must play Star Wars: the Force Unleashed. It doesn't matter what system you get it for because it's good no matter what. Do it now. | | |
| Mo' Like Hurri-can'tSo Who spent thirteen hours in the car yesterday trying to get away from the so called Mother-Of-All-Storms.
This guy!
And then when I get up here we turn on the news and find out that Hurricane Gustav is a pussy-whipped Mama's Boy of a storm that can't even hold his cat-4 stiffy until he makes landfall!
GAWD
I left my HOME for this. I Left my JOB for this, and NOW I may not be able to afford to go to andrea's wedding.
Frickin storm.
Now don't get me wrong... I'm glad no one got hurt and that no levee's have broken so far. I really wasn't looking forward to having to rebuild the city and go through all the bullshit of recovery that takes forever. I don't like devastation... But really. Logically all the reports said that Gustav was going to make landfall as a cat-4 and hit New Orleans like it's never been hit before. Everyone went berserk and fled the city. And as it turns out NO didn't even get the worst of it.
I'm pissed off.
Good news is It shouldn't completely disrupt my whole life. It just has the worst timing for me. stupid storm. | | |
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WaaaaAAAll-e
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***Spoiler Alert***
Wall-e is officially the coolest robot ever. suck it r2-d2! just kidding. Wall-E and R2D2 should totally hang out. There were tears running down the side of my face... just one... and then the other tear. That's a lot of tears for me. I was afraid I had lost Wall-E forever there... oh so sad! But then Robot love saved the day! When I finally become a robot I hope I get to have a hot girlfriend like EVE. SO.... time for a countdown.
Top ten things I learned from Wall-E
10.Robot love saves the day.
9. One man's trash is another man's treasure... 6 billion man's trash takes a robot.
8. Every sentient being goes through a phase where the bra belongs on the head.
7. 700 year cruises make me look skinny
6. Blue is the new red.
5. We have a pool... wait no... no we don't.
4. Money doesn't grow on trees... Pizza and Hoedowns do
3. Dance dance Revolution doesn't exist in the future... But if it does there's probably a robot to play it for you.
2. Wall-E is run by a Mac Operating system... heheh that makes me happy.
1. The most important thing in life is to find out what your directive is. The humans in WALL-E had lost their directive and they lived like slug people, never knowing how do anything for themselves. The Robots were driven by a directive, different for each robot, that gave their existence meaning. If you don't have a directive, then you are just surviving... it's only when you find your directive that you can finally live.
Well that's it for now. | | |
| That's what happens...I'm just saying.
also I haven't seen Wall-E and I feel awful AWFUL!!!!!!
sad me = <:(
see what I did there... I added eyebrows. heheh
If picasso made an emoticon it would look like this %)
heheh
Emoticon looking sideways... F(
Emoticonstipation... Xo
also
OMG HOTNESS!
oh so hot!!!
If only she were 150 ft tall... uuuuhhhhhuhuhh | | |
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