Thursday, January 03, 2008
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Noneffective.
I was at the gym today in a class when the fire alarm goes off. The other women in the class were seriously like, "What's that?" "I think its the fire alarm." And for the next twenty seconds or so, we just sat there and stared at eachother. The instructor of the class poked her head out to make sure the hallway wasn't smoking, she comes back and we resume with our granny pushups.
Normally when car alarms go off, people don't run to the source to investigate. They get pissed off at the annoying sound and run in the opposite direction. They should make car alarms sound more mellifluous. Like a female voice that makes sex sounds. I'd come running to that. I don't think car alarms deter thieves either. Joan Rivers' voice. That wouldn't be noneffective.
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They should make alarms sound like Kathy Griffin's voice. That would make people run out of the building, garans ballbarans!
Brilliant idea! Now go sell it.
i love female sex sounds..........
Nobody pays attention to anything anymore - they say it is more effective to yell "fire" than "help" if you are getting raped.
You nailed it.
noise pollution.
Depends on where you are at. Where I live, people would come out w/ bats, guns, and AK's.
hahaha, "granny pushups".
i dunno about sexy car alarms though. i think something like that would just push me over the edge... into a life of crime, glamor, and fortune -- well, the first part, at least. but hey, if you sell it, i'll be your first customer!
AND YOU GOT THE EXTRA LINER IN CASE YOU GET THE SQUIRTS.
^ Above post just Nasty....
I think it'd be cool to have a car alarm that sounded like a man chomping down on his favorite meal, making fat man orgasm sounds.