i was sitting on the subway there was a guy sitting across from me. looked like just some normal middle aged man, dressed in business casual. he boldly stuck his pointer finger up his nose and started digging around for boogies. i wasnt staring but i can see from the corner of my eye, and this was going through my head: ------------------------------------------------- wow, no shame during rush hour... really going for it there mister..... haha thats funny, biting his nail like that right after picking his nose, it almost looks like he ate the boogie he picked. wait... was that the same finger hes biting? if it is then thats pretty gross... sheesh, theres still more in there? ok you should stop now..... oh my god, hes eating it. HE WASNT JUST BITING HIS NAIL BEFORE?? gracious, hes chewing on it.......... AND THERE HE GOES AGAIN!! PUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ----------------------------------------------------------------- i put my head down trying so hard to not to crack up. i think he had like 5 courses of 'boogie du jour' during that ride. | 
