Wednesday, September 05, 2007

  • We Have Vomit

    I came home from the store a little while ago to find that our 13 year old had vomited.  He NEVER makes it into the toilet. NEVER.  I'm not bitter about it.  It's just that he NEVER make it.  I don't understand how a 13 almost 14 year old child doesn't make it to the restroom.  It's not even that it's just the toilet he misses.  He doesn't even make it to the tiled floor.  Do you see where I'm going?  He vomited on his bed, on the carpeting, on his pillow and on his clothing.  Seriously.  I don't know that he has ever made it into the toilet and I'm not even sure he's ever even made it onto the tile.  You wouldn't believe how many times we've had to shampoo our carpeting just to clean up his vomit. When he was little he would vomit on me.  At least he has stopped doing that.  You know what this means don't you?  1 down 2 to go.  My best bet is that our daughter gets it next.  She is predictable when it comes to when she is about to vomit. She usually makes it to the restroom.  After her first vomit I usually get her a bucket. and just hold her a lot.  Finally, I'm willing to bet this brownie that I'm eating.  (Yes, mom's can still eat after they have cleaned up massive vomits that contained half eaten carrots, pickles, and brownies.) I bet that our middle son gets it last.  Fortunately he ALWAYS, you read it right ALWAYS makes it to the toilet.  That is just who he is.  Sometimes he won't even tell us he did it.  I even had to tell him that if he throws up or feels sick during the night to come and tell me so that I can help him.  The last time he poked his head in my door and whispered," Mom, I just wanted to tell you I threw up."  Then he went into the living room, laid down on the couch, and watched cartoons.  I came out to check on him and he already had a towel over his pillow and a bucket.  That is who he is. He even made it to the toilet when he was a toddler.  I think the ways my children vomit is very much like their personality.  High maintenance, a little needy in the attention area but fairly self sufficient, and unusually responsible.  They are all good kids. Just a little different.

Comments (27)

  • GunStarHero1988
    That is some mess to clean up.
  • Just__Jen
    I think that's the most entertaining story I have read about vomit. Hehe. It's NEVER fun to clean up vomit =(
  • john
    this post cracked me up!!!
  • Merlinfairy
    Oh no, you had to deal with that.. I hope your kids feel better soon.. I had to laugh how you describe them regarding to the vomit situation.. Maybe you might be right - high maintenance, little dependency, Independent personality..
  • a_strange_wind_blowing
    I can relate! I have one (my oldest) who never made it to the toilet! She is now 19 and usually does, however - so there is hope!
    Good luck!
  • kissthewake
    Wow, ya know, I don't think I've ever thrown up in anything other than a bucket or toilet. (And the occasional baggy things they have in boats and planes).

    I enjoyed this entry a lot! Haha, "What does the way you vomit say about your personality?" That'd be a great quiz. (;
  • saintvi
    Your 13 year old needs a trash can next to his bed and instructions that if he can't hit that, he will be cleaning up his own mess.
  • ruralhippie

    I didn't make it for the longest time, once my mom made me clean up my own vomit, I haven't missed since.  Make your kids clean it up...why should you?  Also what Saintvi said, keep a bucket/trash can by his bed to take with him every where when they feel sick.  it works.

  • ButifulDisaster19

    I have to agree with one of the commenters that this is the most interesting post i've ever read about vomit. haha.  I felt ill like that myself last night and i kept a bucket near the bed jut in case.  Glad i didn't have to use it.  Hope he gets to feeling better soon!

  • ShortyTheChileHead

    Only a mother can lovingly talk about her kids' vomit!    I have to say, I'm a lot like son #3.  Be blessed!!

  • amyunicorn

    My daughter didn't master the "place to vomit" thing for a few years. She's better now, but she gets so mopey and whiny about it. My son caught on quickly (but the toilet training didn't... you win some, you lose some).

    I've caught my fair share of vomit in my time (cupped hands, lap, etc).

  • apennieformythoughts
    I agree with shorty... only a mother can talk lovingly about the way their child pukes. I tend to get puked on... the last time my oldest (4) puked, she was asleep in our bed, and puked all over the bed, in my hands, on me, etc... it was really gross. But just part of the job. It's amazing... if someone else puked on me, I would be grossed out, and not able to handle it... my kids puke on me? It's ok, lol...
  • nidan

    My mother used to keep a bucket next to my bed whenever I was sick. Now I keep one in my bathroom and bring it out when I get sick. (I like a clean house but hate cleaning up after myself.)

    So far I haven't had to deal with puke (Crossing fingers) with Mateo.

    I'm like your middle in one way: I never told my parents when I was sick/injured/whatever. I was always afraid that mom would freak out then get all overprotective take me to the hospital or what ever. (Had a few bad expieriences as a toddler)

    I'd get done with it then flush then go to bed. Mom would have ways of later figuring it out.

    Now Matt does that to me. Gets himself injured nurses a sprained wrist for a month then when I realize it I take him find out it was broken and on the mend. Then I have to answer to dad as to why I let him go a month with a broken wrist with out taking him to the doctor.

    It helps that he once overlooked a seven stitch cut on me, because I cleaned it then tried to put a bandaid on it. As you might guess the bandaid didn't work.

  • IssyMae
    I always laugh at my mom friends... seeing how long they can blog before they have a puke or poop post. It is inevidable, huh? I hope this all goes by very quickly!
  • Evowookiee
    I think I got a little woozy reading this....
  • Carate
    this is such a sweet post... strange to be saying that about one talking about vomit but this just reminds me of all the times my mom helped me and the different phases of sicknesses i went threw as a kid. my mom was always there.
  • BluBell2

    I usually made it. To the toilet. Occaisonally, on tile. Once I was in the shower and felt nauseous so, for some reason, I got out and sat down. Then I threw up. My mom (not trying to be, like, weird or insulting, or you know, MY puppy's cuter, thing.) used to put a big trash can next to my bed, after I told her I felt nauseous. She was always so concerned, and I was saying things like "I'm sorry I threw up all over the bathroom!" And she would hug me and say "Sweetie, go to bed. It's fine, I'm a mother, it's basically what I do." and then she'd grab me extra covers, a few books and a glass of juice. And this is the most interesting  post about vomit I have ever read. Poor Jen, I'm guessing motherhood, while rewarding, is bothersome at some points?
                                  - Kare

  • penny1966

    I can relate.  I kept a large trash can between my boys bed for a long time.  I'll probably regret moving it.

    It's real fun when you have bunk beds and the one on top throws up on the one on the bottom. 

    And I agree I don't mind so much cleaning it up when it's my kids.  I don't know how I would do for someone else. 

    Have a great Thursday !!

  • MommyofTomandElandJo
    I hope he feels better!  I hope he learns to make it to the toilet!
  • pinkrockstar14
    dan had a similar post about carrots.

    LOL
  • ILoveMyCarrots
    I saw Dan's post about carrots yesterday.  I remember well my mom standing there holding my hair back when I was a kid as a threw up.  She would never even flinch if any got on her or if she had to clean us or the floor up.  She was amazing at that kind of stuff.  I didn't find out until just recently how sick to her stomach she always used to get. 
  • ILoveMyCarrots
    P.S.  I hope you don't hate my name now.
  • GunStarHero1988
    The Leading Dames quiz. There's the link. Swing by and tell me your results.
  • seedsower
    Once I barfed form the bedroom all the wat to the bathroom (I was trying to get to the bathroom) and my dad came out and saw it he said "Mom,we hit the jackpot!!!!"
  • nidan

    No post in a while???

    Hope everything is alright!

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