I dread using a public bathroom after an Asian woman. No matter how grotty or classy the place is, they never fail to leave pee all over the toilet seat. What’s even worse is when they miss the toilet entirely and spray urine all over the floor. It’s unbearable to imagine the bottom of my pants or even the sole of my shoes soaking and touching this crap.
Life would be dandy if I jumped on the squatting wagon as well, but I’ve never gotten over my fear of falling into the toilet. When I was a little girl, I used to be terrified of using my grandparent’s bathroom in rural China. Their version of a bathroom was really an euphemism for a giant porcelain opening dug into the floor where my little legs could barely stretch across the diameter of the hole. Hence my squatting phobia.
Those were the dark ages. But in the modern era of disposable toilet seat covers and
p-mate, these women have brought the barbaric practice of squatting into civilized bathrooms everywhere.
I hope they fall into the toilet and trip on their own pee.
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things i never knew...
if girls can pee into a pee mate, why don't they just install urinals?
ahhh! urinals for women who have p-mate. lol. lines would probably be shorter, as they'd move faster. and, goodness, the thought of not having to deal with someone's left-over pee: i'm sold. but does that mean women's restrooms would reek just as badly as men's?
Haha, you're such a racist.
lol, I sort of agree...ahaha, I'll squat though when there isn't a toilet seat cover dispenser. =p
I detest using public restrooms.
fake girl penis.. brilliant
AAAAAAAAH I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL, Girl's Locker Bathroom everyday has pee all over the floor, and every period girls are stuck using these three bathrooms!
I really like the idea of Chinese toilets. I really want to use one someday. When I have my house built all of the toilets will be Chinese except one sitdown toilet behind a secret panel in the pantry in the kitchen basement.
Urine is a lot more sanitary than spit. I would rather... oh nevermind.
Ew. Thats why I always, ALWAYS, use those paper liners. And those aren't available, I will line the toilet rim with toilet paper.
I love being able to project........ lmao.
God it's good to be a guy.
But in the end. The Female Rules.
you have my sympathies
Ghetto Indian toilets (in India) are identical, though most Indian people who get here generally had regular toilets. My sisters hated those types of toilets
Honestly. I laughed at this. Then I felt bad for laughing.
Justin
Those old toilets were horrid. In public restrooms, I just cover the seat with toilet paper if necessary.
dont hatee
haha I love the post. Very funny :) I had no idea there were p-mate. I heard that Mary J Blige pee's while standing up ;D She was on the Tyra show & Tyra love to ask random questions.
You need a fancy toilet from Japan.
I knew a squatter and her phone fell in the toilet before she flushed.
hilarious post.
the scene you encountered with stepping over someone's urine, uh yea, I totally understand girl. There was this lady (who isn't asian but still...) went to a bathroom that is designated for employees and she urinated all over the floor. Like, lady? Toilet is over this way.
another note:Â
interestingly enough, I was looking at the ad banner and it is advertising on eco-toilet! how eco-friendly is that?
http://www.envirolet.com/
wat
you need to enchant your shoes and cloth (cure 22% of all crap ), carry invisible potion and use restroom anywhere u please, or get a orge disguise so u can use men's restroom -P, or portal yourself home to use the restroom at home, zomg, doo eeettt!!!
Is that why they squat? Bringing their bahaviour over, not just b/c they couldn't care less about the users after them?
I guess people need to start installing urinal in the female bathroom? jk Ladies please don't bash me X(.
I heard from my grandparents that squadding are actually better (health wise) When I tried telling them how inconvenient and barbaric it is, they refuse to listen. They said "Squadding help built strong leg muscle" Or something like that in Chinese.
This is indeed an hilarious post :D
P.S. Have you ever seen cockroaches with wings? or seen cockroach fly? I seen a lot of them when I visit Asia, and the scary thing is, I tried spraying them with pesticides and they just don't seem to die. It seem like they have built up the immunity/tolerant against the pesticides.