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Original: 9/21/2006 11:27 PM
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Thursday, September 21, 2006
 

A night in the J-Lab

See that guy in the picture? That's me right now. Except for the cigarette. I don't smoke those things, they're expensive and addictive. And I'm using Mac, not a typewritter. I'd rather be using a typewritter, though.

But pretty much, that's me. Tie loosened, sleeves rolled up. Mama Mia, I feel like a reporter.

However, I'm blogging. You'll find a black Klansmember sooner than you will a blogging newspaper reporter. But I try to keep up with the Times.

Back to my point. I am currently in my college's journalism laboratory. The J-Lab, as we refer to it on the street. If Chinese slave drivers were to design a room to have little slave journalists bang out propoganda articles, they would have designed our J-Lab. Who knows, maybe we outsourced. Anyway, it's about 20 degress hotter than the rest of the building, it's bare, it's windowless. It's a cave. In short, it's a good prep for real life job environments.

That, and the estrogen is heavy in the air. I'm having trouble breathing. Why did I end up the only Herald guy on staff? I've got a picture of tanks and explosions as my desktop background just so I don't lapse into effeminacy.

Sweet Mary, we're listening to the Sound of Music. Are they trying to kill me?

My newspaper editing program just had a serious error and had to shut down. Pity. The least it could have done is saved my last 20 minutes of work before it crashed. Inconsiderate twerp of a program.

The stories are in. Back to layout.


 Posted 9/21/2006 11:27 PM - 28 views - 8 comments

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nice.  Sounds like the way to go.  I identify too.  I'm the only guy in a troupe of women mimes and dancers.  When it comes to dinner time, I've never seen anyone get so excited about vegtables.  "I'm Soooo hungry!  I could really go for some lettuce right now!"

I find myself chewing on red meat just because someone within a 50 foot radius has too...

Posted 9/22/2006 12:24 AM by The_Eight_ball - reply

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there are no addictive substances, only addictive personalities.
Posted 9/22/2006 12:46 AM by aristarchus - reply

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suffocated in a cloud of estrogen?  that's...

...hmm. i could think of worse ways to die. 

"Sweet Mary, we're listening to the Sound of Music. Are they trying to kill me?"

It's "Maria," you silly anti-nicotine typewriting fool!

:)

Love, Jefferson 

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hey hey hey!! I laughed and smiled at this :)  But now I am not smiling becuase I realized you and I haven't chatted in awhile. No AIM, anything??? well email me at jessicapeck@cedarville.edu  (<--- I'm at a Cedarville student now!!!) if you want, I'd love to catch up and see how ole patrick henry is!! and you of course, at patrick henry.   By the way, you might even be pleasantly suprrised at some of issues i've been rethinking.... :) haha! ttyl God be with you
Posted 9/22/2006 12:33 PM by Jukika517 - reply

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Isn't it typewriter, not typewritter? Or is there some new contraption I'm unaware of?
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nice.
Posted 9/24/2006 12:30 PM by EldridAnselma - reply

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Oh dear...
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Man, we're gonna have fun this semester. After we get business taken care of, that is...
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