Monday, April 19, 2004

• Dreams

  Eat Cheese purchased at tesco.... dream weird dreams .... 

   

  Sub Note:

  I have had some re-accuring dreams of late where I am a soldier in vietnam.  In the last such dream I was ambushed by Richard Dryfus who ... believe it or not....  popped out from under a sink and started spraying the room with bullets.

  These dreams are giving rise to the suspicion that I was once (in a previous life) involved in this conflict.  Hence the wicked shot which enabled me to kill a duck ( by accident) some weeks ago.

  Sub sub Note:

  Again last night I had a scary dream... which I can't exactly remember.  But it involved guns and some relationship that involved a foursome.  Or at least four people in a bed.  I don't have erotic dreams,  I just recall thinking how strange it was that four people were in this bed...   My fatal downfall when it comes to dreams that could possibly be erotic is that I either (A) Wake up.  or (B) My dream mind considers it boring and produces richard dryfus under a kitchen sink just when things are getting interesting.

  Sub III

  There are certain conditions that seem to form a dream capable night. Sleeping on ones back for instance.  Probably sleep apnoea -  or snoring - aka - lack of oxygen to the brain.  Or as I'd like to think,  thats just the way your brain like to sleep.  Lying on its back,  chilled out with its buddies,  Mr. Spinal column  and Mr. Libido -  See ingredients for dreams.

  Point to note. 

  The last and only time I ever had a dream deemed to be of an erotic nature, was 12th July 1992. On that occasion my stupid brain panicked and woke me up just before I was to bedded by The Princess Sheeba and fourteen of her concubines.

  Conclusion:

  Eat Cheese,  its the sleeping brains dope... For when the brain is dreaming it is at its most relaxed.  A parrallel to a waking massage for the body.  After a good night of dreaming the eyes should be puffy.

  Ingredients for Dreams

  • Spend afternoon cleaning house and clothes
  • Eat, Chicken Kiev, carrots, parsnips, broccoli & Potatoes
  • Have 2 mile Walk
  • Have one bottle of beer
  • Eat Some Alpen
  • Have cheese on crackers  -  Not the easy singles $hite -

  Allow yourself to drop off to sleep,  remembering to wake yourself at some stage to turn onto your back.

   

  God I must be bored

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